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micnd90 [he/him,any] to [email protected]English • 8 months ago

Imagine unironically naming your kid Thatcher

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Imagine unironically naming your kid Thatcher

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micnd90 [he/him,any] to [email protected]English • 8 months ago
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  • REgon [they/them]
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    8 months ago

    now imagine doing it ironically. Does that feel better or worse?

  • CTHlurker [he/him]
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    47•8 months ago

    Yates, Yardley and Thatcher sounds like names a british gammon would give his dogs. Only one missing is Winston, and that might just be because it’s such a stereotype.

    • REgon [they/them]
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      17•8 months ago

      Named my cats stalin and trotsky. they’re both ladies

      • lil_tank [any, he/him]
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        15•8 months ago

        Don’t let them anywhere near an icepick

    • Nakoichi [they/them]
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      26•8 months ago

      My sister named her french bulldog winston angery

      • Commiejones [comrade/them, he/him]
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        16•8 months ago

        french bulldog winston

        If you ever have to talk about or to her dog call/refer to it as “Vincent” and really push the French pronunciation. "Hes french! You ever hear of a French person named winston? Fucking racist. Its pronunced Vin-SSSon "

    • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
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      33•8 months ago

      My dogs Jeffrey and Ghislaine

  • DengistDonnieDarko [none/use name]
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    27•8 months ago

    Yardley

    cracker levels off the charts

    • machiabelly [she/her]
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      1•8 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • MerryChristmas [any]
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    9•8 months ago

    Okay but wait what the fuck kind of name is Yardley?

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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    25•8 months ago

    I remember when people like this made fun of “black names.” The names of her children sound like the cast of a British drama set in the 18th century.

  • GladimirLenin [comrade/them, he/him]
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    5•8 months ago

    Can i offer you a dethatcher, perhaps?

    • propter_hog [any, any]
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      5•8 months ago

      Dethatch: (v) to kill a child of Megyn [sic]

  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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    27•8 months ago

    Those are fake names. Nobody would actually name a child Yardley.

    • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]
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      18•8 months ago

      Yardley sounds like a word an Australian would make up for drinking 3/4ths a gallon of beer.

  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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    37•8 months ago

    Contrary to popular belief, Thatcher Kelly is not named after the British politician who fucked a bunch of people over, rather Megyn Kelly’s hope was for nominative determinism to lead her child to literally become a person who builds roofs using dry vegetation as a profession, a low cost and ecologically friendly form of roofing.

    • propter_hog [any, any]
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      I’m inclined to believe this since the other one is called Yardley. She really just wants her kids to RETVRN.

      • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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        20•8 months ago

        “Yates” is an obsolete form of “gates”, too.

        • keepcarrot [she/her]
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          12•8 months ago

          But I being poor have only my dreams

  • MiraculousMM [he/him, any]M
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    19•8 months ago

    Mormon ass names, so incredibly white I’m actually blinded now. You blinded me Megyn rage-cry

    • propter_hog [any, any]
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      9•8 months ago

      Like we really expected a lot from someone with a cracker-assed name like mEgYn

  • jolliver_bromwell [she/her]
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    18•8 months ago

    naming my kids exclusively using surnames from charles dickens novels

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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      6•8 months ago

      Come and meet my son Chapter 28: The Whiteness of the Whale

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