Picking up slack for corporations.
Be a Karen. Fuck them.
Oh bitch of old. Tell me the ways that it must be told. Instill in me the ways of no fucks to give, as you see, we walk like aimlessly ducks with a dull shiv. Ducks without a pond, oh please of please, don’t let me live like a ‘dumb blonde’ without any wings. Teach me the ways to turn my sass to 11, and guide me now towards Sassy Sass Heaven.
What are you referring to?
Conservatives.
Capitalist society
Ads. Subscription serfdom. We don’t own much anymore.
Lawyers and politicians.
Cars. Need I say more?
Vocal people who only see the world through the lens of politics. I get that it’s important, but it’s not the only important thing.
Every goddamn thing wrapped in plastic that prevents crumbs from falling out.
Non-YKK zips.
Life
Having to pay for EVERYTHING! Want to not live outside? Gotta pay rent. Want water? Gotta pay the water company. Want to eat? Gotta buy food. Want to go somewhere? Got to pay for vehicle insurance.
I keep telling my friend that we’re heading to the Cyberpunk society without the cool cybernetics. Hell, Nestle tried to privatise water which FALLS FROM THE SKY.
Hemorrhoids.
Trump media infatuation.
The car behind me or across the intersection’s headlights blinding me making it hard to see the road and also potentially causing a migraine. Ban them from the streets!
Cars
