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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected]English • 10 months ago

Mine's a Juicer

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Mine's a Juicer

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected]English • 10 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    11•10 months ago

    And how else would you suggest we pay tribute to Anoia?

    • @[email protected]
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      6•10 months ago

      PRAISE ANOIA!

      Oh merciful Anoia, guard our kitchens and protect our drawers!

    • @[email protected]
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      6•10 months ago

      Anoia is on Mastodon.

      Rattle those drawers and praise her.

  • @[email protected]
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    65•10 months ago

    Expert mode is the tongs that were locked closed when they went into the drawer, and have now expanded 3x the size they should be

    • @[email protected]
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      26•10 months ago

      That’s the entire reason I use a wine bucket to house big utensils. I used a wide thin grill spatula and all of my patience opening that drawer.

      The bucket is slightly bigger around and slightly taller than a cookie jar. It works great.

      • @[email protected]
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        8•10 months ago

        We use a combination of a tall vase for the big top heavy stuff and an old Jaegermeister ice bucket that came free with something decades ago. Nestled within each other. Holds all of the bigger cooking utensils like spatulas, spoons, tongs, etc.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•10 months ago

        It used to work great in the old days. Now every utensil needs to have a bulky handle, and I’ve accumulated too many, so there’s just no room in that bucket

        • @[email protected]
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          2•10 months ago

          That sucks and I hate that for you. And I know how hard it is to throw them out because the second you do you know you’ll need it before you get a replacement.

    • smokebuddy [he/him]
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      5•10 months ago

      use another set of tongs to squeeze them shut while pulling

      • @[email protected]
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        11•10 months ago

        Look at money man over here. Showing off his two tongs.

  • @[email protected]
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    25•10 months ago

    you’d think i’d have learned by now not to put my potato masher in the drawer. but you’d be wrong if you thought that.

    • @[email protected]
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      12•10 months ago

      That’s uncanny. I thought I was the only one misplacing my German stick grenades like that.

      • @[email protected]
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        Dang I can’t un-see that now. Its like the FedEx arrow.

      • Ricky Rigatoni
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        9•10 months ago

        Please refer to them by their proper german name stikkenboomens.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•10 months ago

          *Stielhandgranate, but yes it would be a much better potato masher than this sad mesh wire.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•10 months ago

            Thanks for the umakshualy, Captain Buzzkill.

            • @[email protected]
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              3•10 months ago

              Actually it’s lieutenant Colonel Buzz Killington to you, scrub.

  • reesilva
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    2•10 months ago

    hahahahhahahahahahahhaaahhaahhaha amazing

  • @[email protected]
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    9•10 months ago

    If it wasn’t so true

  • Zarlin
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    Praise Anoia

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      deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    18•10 months ago

    Mine is pineapple corer and unnecessarily large can opener

  • @[email protected]
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    2•10 months ago

    Can opener

    • @[email protected]
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      2•10 months ago

      cannot opener

  • @[email protected]
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    5•10 months ago

    C’mon man. You forgot half a dozen mismatched batteries, some tongs, and 3 different bottle openers for some reason.

  • @[email protected]
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    15•10 months ago

    One of ours gets stuck on the 3 different sets of measuring cups. Why do we have 3 full sets? No one knows!

    • @[email protected]
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      10•10 months ago

      Because eventually you’ll break it lose one of the cups and then have 3 incomplete sets that will hopefully provide a full set between them.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•10 months ago

      Because having one means you have to wash that pile of dishes at the bottom of the sink.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    5•10 months ago

    For me it’s usually letting anyone else put dishes away. Before that, the ¼, ½, ⅓, and 1 cup measure set but I fixed it by putting them upside down.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•10 months ago

    Burger patty press still in the cardboard

  • @[email protected]
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    3•10 months ago

    The spatula is a classic one

  • @[email protected]
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    The apartment I bought had cabinets with fake, decorative drawers on them. Except it turned out that one of those drawers wasn’t decorative. It was just stuck.

    Inside there was a full set of silverware (as in literal silver) from the 60’s complete with the original receipt. It’s worth thousands of dollars. I guess whoever lived there before me was in no condition to pack and the people who packed didn’t know about the silver…

    • @[email protected]
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      Bro eating good tonight

    • The Assman
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      25•10 months ago

      Psh when I open random stuck drawers all I find is jars of teeth

      • @[email protected]
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        6•10 months ago

        Do you have any idea what jars of teeth go for these days???

        • @[email protected]
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          Better sell within the next six years, though, according to Japan…

    • @[email protected]
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      53•10 months ago

      Gonna pull extra hard on my fake drawers tonight.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•10 months ago

    it got in it can get out

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