Toothbrush steward, because we have to share just one because no personal property

Someone’s gonna have to maintain order in the horny jail and administer punishments.

I’m consulting with my handler, wait

Right, it looks like I’m gonna be the public facing lawyer who lives outside the compound.

News anchor

My real use will probably in tech and mechanical/electronic engineering.

But if it’s entirely my choice - I’ll go pick tasty berries for everyone to eat.

Unironically I’d love to help the cooking comrades.

However if we needed a teacher for writing or other humanities stuff I could cover that.

I could also work in the gulag as a friend for coop play.

Beanis harvesting

I’ll be the head a secret society and international Order.

We’ll meet secretly to chit chat over drinks, everyone is welcome but no one can discuss it outside of the meeting under penalty of spanking.

Theyd probably force me to write shitty poetry or something

Hard manual labor

If possible, I’d love to work on modernizing the ancient spaghetti that holds up modern software infrastructure. Please let me be the people’s rewriter in rust.

I can bake a mean loaf of bread.

Black Mage

I’ll provide a heat source, power, and refrigeration

Well since nobody offered to cook, guess I’ll be

Stovetop and grilling only though I cannot be trusted with baking anything except like nachos.

I can make some mean breakfast, stir fry, kebabs, etc.

I also love gardening so that too since we would likely want to grow as many ingredients as possible.

I want to just be nice to everyone and brighten their day, and help them with anything they might need. Need someone to help dig a hole? Hit me up. Need someone to vent about whatever to? Gimme a call.