Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won’t)
"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want’s to play as some flat-assed old man?
Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn’t an anime cat boy.
They made him look soft. Shrank his shouldersThey beat the bits to the punch “They shrank his shoulders made him look soft.” Gamers really are pathetic
He used to be a DOMINANT MALE ready to UNFURL HIS PEACOCK TAIL at any POTENTIAL MATES
Apparently Asmongold even complained about the option to create a character with top scars in some videogame, which by default was turned off. I mean, if you don’t want top scars, don’t turn that option on.
These anti-woke weirdos always claim they want choice to be able to create the character exactly how they want it to look. But they always draw the line where those choices are also extended to people who are not cis white male. The female character choices should cater to their dick, and god forbid there’s a choice to have PRONOUNS!
but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want’s to play as some flat-assed old man?
TAKE.
THAT.
BACK.
Sorry Peppino they ruined you. What happened to this version of Peppino?
They do like to reduce male butt and male pecs. Were are our big breasted male heros???
I was legitimately very disappointed to see how flat-chested the Norn (muscular Viking-coded faction) male model is in Guild Wars 2. With the right outfits, you can look at the sideview and it’s a freaking straightedge.
I want an escape-from-reality fantasy where it looks like I spent 8 hours a day in the gym instead of in front of a rotting codebase.
Based. Not played GW2 in forever but we all know they should be dummy thicc with pecs of steel (but actually)
For me, it just seemed like lazy model design. We’re not rocking Voodoo2 cards, you have enough graphical performance to play with to make a reasonably complex torso.
It’s the Arataki Itto Noodle Arm fiasco all over again; they tried to make a muscular character with the same basic model that was designed for twinkier ones.
Ever see that edited MCU poster where all the male characters were wagging their asses and Black Widow was just pointing a gun?
Oops, Black Widow isn’t shooting a gun.
All the same…
Fuck.
I want that on my wall
Who want’s to play as some flat-assed old man?
“Those Marvel movies are all so woke! I want to see Chris Evans in spandex and high heeled boots. And showing some chest.”
“Covering him up so no US evangelicals get offended, sad!”
I kinda wanna start a bit of objectifying game reviewers but I feel like their own insecurities are probably already part of the problem.
I’m still unironically annoyed that they nerfed Snake’s ass in SSBU.
Hmmm gollums posture is a bit off“Gollum, breeding halls, now!”
Face down, ass up, that’s how I like My Precccccccious
Ayo lmfaoooooooo thats the only way I’d play that mess of a game
Silver the Hedgehog is woke DEI garbage
In general they have been going on about the feminization of men and bull like that. How many times do you see em compare the T levels of men this generation to that of previous ones. All this talk of soy etc.Why would I need to slip a little blue pill under my tongue? The fact that
does this feminization job well enough!Before 2000
now (2020):
Perfection
For fuck’s sake, chuds are still clumsily appropriating V for Vendetta imagery?
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They should give them what they want. Just full bara it up, big shoulders, dominant chad posture,
everpresent bulge, extra body hair and shirtless scenes where he’s unnecessarily flexing… granted the same crowd would be furious lmaoIs having your face illuminated by the warm light of the setting sun soy?
Jesus Christ what is wrong with these people?
You cannot escape the objectification your gender will not save you.
But how come i only get power fantasies let me larp as a sexy sex man with bedroom eyes and a soccer player ass
i don’t think they are even real at this point. the poster says something about naughty dog not liking dominant males. every single response claims thats insane but they have +200 upvotes anyways.
I DEMAND Link’s bulge be noticeable and have DoA level jiggle physics in the next 3D Zelda
👉👈
whatever size is fine
I’m demanding a remaster of BotW in this engine. I’ll be heading to visit a few Rito
