https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXK_UVX9pN8
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I edited the title. It took me 20 minutes to think up “Our Big Fry Boy”. Better late than never I guess.
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IT’S A FAAAAKE!
I appreciate your trek reference.
i mean obviously it’s a staged photoshoot. Does anyone actually believe Trump would work a fast food job while customers are there?
Macca Republicans(This is probably only a British word for McDonalds)
I think Aussies say Maccas. British say Maccies
This is trueish but I’ve definitely heard maccas in the norf.
Truly the most american to ever america
energyImagine being the secret service guy tasked with keeping ice away from the fryer
“Lots of people don’t know this but my genius uncle at MIT knew. And he told me. if you wanna fry something frozen really fast - you can just put the ice in the super hot oil pool. See if I—”
To protect the president - the Secret Service leaps into action and knocks the ice bag from Trump’s arms and wrestles it to the ground.
Trump glares at them and keeps talking “What is it? What is it called? The super hot oil pool. Plasmaoil? Yeah, plasmaoil. Like the sun - so strong.”
this photo op will probably do more for him than the bloody ear photo where he’s pumping his fist in front of the flag
Frykorps
Beautiful
nakoichi beat me to it and you’re not getting two medals
nakoichi beat me to it, you’re not getting two medals
What if they make him close lmao
The manager/shift lead should have yelled at him for literally anything.
If you’re not being demeaned by your boss or the customers, you’re not really getting the true food-service job experience
yeaa listen donald kacey called out tonight you’re gonna have to close for us
everyone can go home, I’m covering all your shifts for the rest of the day! walks away before anyone can clock outHands out novelty gift certificate for a photo… but yoinks it back and uses it himself
DNC have responded by fixing up Harris with a shift at the local sommelier as a wine taster.
“Vice President Harris - which wine do you believe goes best with trout? Rainbow trout to be precise.”
“Rainbow. Hmm… You know - I’m going to make an outré suggestion…”
Now Kamala is going to Burger King to get the important Burger King vote.
I can already hear a r/politics redditor intoning.
Look, InevitableSwing, you’re not helping. Okay? You’re not. You said “Fuck royalty,” but have you considered Kamala’s outreach towards monarchists is timely being that it’s just weeks before the election? She needs every vote she can get in the swing states. That’s a fact. And, furthermore, “Fuck Dick Cheney”? My - aren’t you clever? Again - consider the swing states. Dick Cheney might not be your cup of tea and he’s not mine either but he’s important because…
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And I reply with “Very wet fart noise”. About an hour later I’m temporarily for four weeks banned for “incivility”.
This is clown shit but it is also unironically better outreach than anything the dems have done
Working class hero
This is the most engaged I’ve seen him this whole election lmao
He’s actually doing something.
“There’ll be no charge. Trump is paying for it.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXK_UVX9pN8&t=533s
Lots of people don’t know this but Trump is more illeist than Rickey Henderson and Trump stole more bases when he played in the major leagues. It’s true. It’s true.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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