• LaughingLion [any, any]
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    Energy is everywhere people. It’s huge and filled all around us. I came into this room and looked around and said, “Wow, look at all this energy.” This guy, Robert Boyle, scientist, smart man, brilliant man, he told me he said, “Energy is stored in a medium around us. It’s the luminiferous aether.” Lu-mi-ni-fer-ous, now there’s a funny word. I think it sparkles but we can’t see it, I don’t know. But he knows, the guy in the lab coat this Boyle fellow. He knows it well and I think we’ll see more and more people talking about it.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    176 months ago

    “Mr. President Trump Sir - who is your favorite Marvel superhero?”

    “The Energy. The Donuts. The Stove. The cookin’ with gas. He’s the best one. Strong and powerful. I gotta say Amorphous.”

  • anarcho_blinkenist [none/use name]
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    trump-enlightened “Energy is so big. It’s so like amorphous. It’s all over the place. If you make donuts, it’s a stove, and the truck a bringem tuhhh
    wherever they’re bein delivered”

    lmao hell yeah dude

  • buh [she/her]OP
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    6 months ago

    I like to imagine he just discovered how cooking works on his field trip to McDonalds last weekend

    • @[email protected]
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      16 months ago

      Firing his waiters and gleefully wheeling in a dozen plates of burnt fries for whitehouse guests, with a prideful grin across his face. the tomato ketchup is a cup of tomato juice mixed with flour to thicken it (no one taught him how reduction works yet)

  • M68040 [they/them]
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    176 months ago

    Remember when Howard Dean screaming goofy was regarded by media players as the reason his campaign failed

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      116 months ago

      Well yea but Dean at the time was the progressive candidate and Trump wants to cut the media players taxes.

    • HamManBad [he/him]
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      96 months ago

      If George Bush would have screamed like that they would have called it endearing. They hated Dean because he was sympathetic to the left (relative to the average Dem)