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Least texas obsessed native texan’s barbeque
food this shape wld be rly good to dip into the sauce however
Sauceman’s!
Nothing more Texan then dipping a fucking burger in sauce.
worse even than that, im english
Oh, wouldn’t that burger be too heavily spiced already then?
Yeah but it’s a tiny burger tho.
A proper Texasurger would be Texas sized.
It’ll still be a tiny burger tho.
one of my grandparents thinks heinz ketchup is spicy please help me escape
I stayed at a place in Austin that had a Texas shaped waffle maker and I can confirm it was perfect for syrup dipping.
All the panhandles makes for good sauce-dipping handling
And texmato too.
And texuce
I see texun, texurger, texato, and texickles, but where’s the texuce?
That’s called rabbit food in texas.
Under the tomato. If you zoom in you can see it on the top left.
Oh I could only see the cheese before, gotcha.
*Texeese
Deep in the heart attack of Texaaas!
Texas is the most self-obsessed state. California isn’t too far behind, but I imagine Alaska and Hawaii are both contenders for 2nd place as well.
Don’t underestimate Colorado. Though it’s largely the recent Denver transplants keeping up that stereotype, whereas it’s the long-term Texans.
yeah, everyone in texas has a texas flag, and everyone in colorado has a colorado shaped baking pan it’s pretty neat
No one loves Texas more than Texans. And no one hates Texas more than Texans.
And keep Texas out of your mouth.
Sincerely,
A Texas hatin’ Texan.
I have never been in a domicile in Texas that did not have something Texas-shaped in plain view.
wait is domicile a real word? I always thought it was some made up thing sovcits put in their fantasy legalese
Learned it from Demolition Man myself
I didn’t want to say house and exclude apartments :)
Or trailers
You mean we can’t say anything bad about dumb ol’ Texas?
You Texans sure are a contentious people.
You’ve just made an enemy for life!
The Bigger in Texas Burger with Lone Star Cheese and fresh Texickles and Texato on a Texan Bun
Oh! They’re pickles, not testicles!
Humm love me some texickles! I’ll put both straight into my mouth! so wet and salty!
The best part is the juice, I always suck on the texickles so I get every drop
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TeXurger, LaTeXurger, XeLaTexurger…
It comes in an overfull hbox
Hank Hill voice:
“Just look at it, Bobby. It’s got-dang beautiful, I tell ya h’wat.”
One star.
