Buuuut having them on your truck makes “deez nutz” jokes funnier!
I guess if the person knows about the truck nuts, that is.
Or if you’re at your truck when you make the joke…
Transmasc Chevy
THEY’RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE GASOLINE THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN TRUCKS GAY
Hey*::: spoiler Title
:::*> >
Lead?
“Product”
Gay Lead!
Lead kills at high speed, at low speed and it turns trucks gay…ok got it all written down. Now. Let’s talk about why all trucks come with a prolapsed anus and why Elon wants to remove that too
Gay lead; when being a stone top just isn’t hard enough.
It works hard, it plays hard.
I wanna put nuts on my Ford Fiesta and then glue a Chance to the undercarriage so it also has a huge dick.
Oh I’ve been looking for an excuse to post this.
You thought regular truck nutz were bad? Well wait until you see the XL version!
Elon musk ordering 10 of these for spaceX
It’s true. We didn’t make the rules.
N-n-nuh uh! It was always a guy, I just helped reveal that truth!
(Whoosh)
Gender assignment surgery
They would probably be against that too though
Nah, they love GAS
/uj many conservatives and even many progressives unfortunately ask the doctor or comply with the doctor’s suggestion of gender surgery for intersex babies. It’s rare for sure but not that rare.
I think even many progressives would not because they’re biggoted against intersex people but fear of the uncertainty in parenting that child. Instead of sitting in the discomfort they would rather just fall back to what they know.
I love how people get pissed off at truck nuts. Just ignore it if you don’t like them.
I mean, I think a lot of us aren’t pissed off about it but think it looks stupid as fuck. And like, that’s just my opinion man.
I don’t get pissed off about it. It projects small dick energy. It makes me laugh that all these beta males are driving around in transgender trucks.
Yes, your unhinged rant totally makes you sound calm and not angry.
The funny thing is that saying something is unhinged doesn’t make it so any more than saying that someone is angry makes it so. You’re reading your own emotions into interactions with other people. That’s unhelpful and unhealthy. You should consider not doing that.
Bro you’re projecting small dick energy. I’m literally laughing at your beta male mental gymnastics.
Why are you getting defensive about automobile neuticles.
“I know you are but what am I?”
Dude, that’s fucking pathetic.
There are stereotypes of certain personalities who’d attach nuts to their truck, and people are choosing to be associated with them by installing truck nuts. It doesn’t mean they fit the stereotype, they might be nice normal people who do it for their own reasons. But public perception is they think nuts hanging off a truck is funny (dumb) or manly (cringe).
Sharing my view with a troll who doesn’t care 🤷♀️
Anyone who disagrees with my opinion is a troll
Or you could just ignore those people yourself, but I don’t think anyone is pissed off at truck nuts. They’re just tacky. Anyways you’ll probably hate this episode of the dollop: https://omny.fm/shows/the-dollop-with-dave-anthony-and-gareth-reynolds/361-the-truck-nuts-war-live-in-phoenix
Imagine how insane you have to be to do an entire podcast on truck nuts because they offend you. It’s like when conservatives get all pissy when someone says happy holidays instead of merry Christmas
Well, it’s a very serious subject
love this guy’s handle… oh man, what did i just say
A thing has nuts.
You ride it.
Sounds gay.
A thing has nuts.
You get inside it.
Also works for tops :)
Does that mean you can get insurance to cover the purchase of a pair of truck nuts?
To be fair, all trucks probably come with many nuts (and bolts) by default, so what’s 2 more?
Wait until you hear about genetics
I don’t think trucks have those
They keep them right next to the automotive gender reassignment theatres.
Because that’s what it means to be a MAN! Bolting fake testicles onto your truck.
Bunch of striving, alpha-male wannabe, Oakley-wearing Thumb heads.
Never thought about it, but modes of transport are usually referred to as she/her, so this totally checks out.
Machinery of any kind is often gendered in the feminine. Particularly when you are either mad at the machine for not working or you are begging it to work.
Always cracked me up when my uncle would yell at whatever he was working on, “come on, you whore!”
Well, that seems pretty mild. Having been a toolmaker, I have often threatened machines with being reduced to tiny little chips or slag and I will create something better from scratch.
The machine spirit cares not for our trifling concepts of gender and binaries. It demands only loyalty to the omnissiah and purity of mind.
The machine spirit cares not for your loyalty. It only wants to grind YOUR spirit into dust while destroying your mind. Cthulhu trembles in fear.
“mad at the machine for not working or you are begging it to work”
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