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Very nice work. You beat me to the punch, but I’ma ride your coat-tails and post my version here anyway!
Image pulling up and not knowing he was going to do this.
It was closed for the stunt
Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?
I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:
- car bomb.
- sawed off shotgun
- normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
- any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
- chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
- special mention to Novichok
- biologic (similar delivery.)
- nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)
This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)
I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:
- car bomb.
- sawed off shotgun
- normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
- any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
- chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
- special mention to Novichok
- biologic (similar delivery.)
- nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)
Keep going, I am really enjoying it.
Please stop, I can only get so erect
We don’t need any dead martyrs.
Which is why I want him to pop an aneurysm or something, in the middle of a hate fueled rally.
He still worked hard there then the White house. I say hire him McDonald’s. He can be the new Ronald.
McD’s doesn’t hire convicted felons.
Yes they do.
They absolutely do.
They would have extreme difficulty staffing without felons.
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ok i guffawed
I’m honored.
Turd burgers
There’s no way he’s good enough to work drive through. Put him on bathroom duty.
So THAT is why some of the McDonald’s bathrooms are so disgusting.
Not my McDonald’s. The worst it’s ever been was like 2 weeks after I started and some tweaker literally blasted liquid shit all over the fucking walls in the handicap stall. I asked for a week off after that and they gave it to me despite not actually going past the probation period where you can start accruing PTO.
A similar thing happened to me years ago while working a graveyard shift at a gas station. Somebody came in late at night and projectile shit all over the top of the toilet and the wall behind it. Never seen anything like it in my life. Your description was perfect tbh haha… But anyways… Yeah I didn’t clean that shit. I left it for the next person coming in… Pretended like I never noticed it. I felt bad for whoever cleaned it but my minimum wage making ass wasn’t about to clean up liquid shit that was sprayed all over a wall
I always thought there was supposed to be some kind of PPE or cleanup team that has to do that. Thankfully never had it at any of my old retail jobs but one of my friends said at their grocery store they basically just had a high powered hose they blasted everything down with then went after with sanitizer
That is kinda how we do it. Everything is tile and there are drains in the floor so we just spray everything down with sanitizer+hot water and then mop up the excess to also get the floors. That’s why everything is always moist.
Having a hose would make it faster, tho…
He can’t even change his own diaper.
He would probably hide sensitive government docs in there.
Donald Trump: Flushing America down the shitter, one classified document at a time!
Hey, we can’t like unsee that, you know!? :-P
Service with a Scowl
I’m not sure how I feel about this. However this would make for a funny PR stunt. Imagine showing up to McDonalds and you see Trump or Obama
It’s not funny and it was a PR stunt. He “worked” at McDonald’s over the weekend.
I read that they closed the store for the stunt. So it was all charade. The photos of him serving food to a customer walking up to the drive thru window when the site was closed for business are even more laughable in that context.
Judging there have been attempts on his life I think it is a bad idea to expose him to the general public. They probably either recruited volunteers or used staff.
Definitely a PR stunt but still cool
What was the cool part again?
Trump working at McDonald’s
It sounds pretty funny to me
This actually happened yesterday.
Well I’m glad they took my advise then.
They fired him after they ran a background check.
#boycottmcdonalds
If trump is the thing that finally kills McDonald’s after everything… You know what I’ll take it.
So many memeable pictures from this stunt
Wait, this is a real picture?
This is a real picture released by his own press team
This mf can’t even wear an apron correctly.
I mean it’s covering his bitch tits; it’s not his fault they sit so low.
It has that facemask under the nose look going doesn’t it.
It’s nice he shows up to work already dressed as a clown.
Inaccurate. With Trump you can always count on getting lies.
Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?
If you hand him cash or card, he’ll steal it and say the immigrants took your money and to ask Kamala why they keep letting this happen. By the time you get your meal, Trump would’ve taken a bite out of your burger and left poop smears inside the bag.
Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?
There is this nice tradition in the UK of throwing milkshakes at fascists. Just Google “Nigel farage milkshake”.
Well this is why they closed the restaurant first and only sent a few of his fanatics through the drive through line.
It was also well rehearsed and specific persons installed to be customers. They didn’t want another repeat of JD Vance ordering donuts while trying to pretend he was a regular guy who could relate to people instead of couches.
I would throw a milkshake at him
A white, powered “milkshake” that you can send via the mail anymore?
Yes… Made with milk. From my glove compartment.
No thanks. I will just hear what I want, and thats enough.
Hmm, wait. Perhaps some music? ;)
