thats his ‘spread em’ pose as a metaphorical ‘prepare to be buttfucked ladies’
Like that dude ever fucked ladies.
Edit: consentually
If you see paying for sexual services as consensual, he probably did.
If you don’t, he probably didn’t.
He’s certainly fucked em over
It’s also the same gesture he uses when talking about Arnold Palmer, it can get confusing.
Bing bong, bing bing bong, bing bong bing, bing bong bong bing bing bong
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Me in an interview
I always thought it was " This next Lie will be this big"
“Look at my tiny hands, they distract you from my words”
Perfect beautiful lies folks. Everyone knows it.
Remember kids, these hands are grabbing someone by their pussy
" but hey, kids, this is how I met your mother"
Barney disapproves of this.
sure he does
“Big man, strong man, he came to me, came to me with tears in his eyes…”
Itty bitty baby hands
“Itty Bitty Baby Hands and the Skipping Dipshit”
Small hands, big lies.
Yuuge
The biglyest lies
billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions
