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Track_Shovel to Microblog [email protected]English • 8 months ago

Rotisserie

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Rotisserie

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  • @[email protected]
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    5•8 months ago

    …And just moments away from a lady taking me to her place and shoving her hands in me while she wraps her mouth around my ample dripping meat. Sign me up.

  • masterofn001
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    8 months ago

    Probably not good.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/19-year-old-walmart-employee-found-dead-store-walk-oven-canada-rcna176768

    • TinyShonk
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      2•8 months ago

      Well the post said the warmer, not the oven.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•8 months ago

        It also said cooked to perfection

        • TinyShonk
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          1•8 months ago

          As in cooked and then waiting in the warmer until someone buys it. Why would you leave it in the oven, you would have to lower the temperature way down to keep it from burning and be unable to cook more until they’re all gone.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•8 months ago

          Her mother found her

  • @[email protected]
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    2•8 months ago

    no joke yesterday I was watching an interview with a guy that has some kind of mutation and he has very low IQ. He was super happy! I was so envious!

    • @[email protected]
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      8•8 months ago

      Was he running for president?

    • @[email protected]
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      1•8 months ago

      We know how to lower our own IQs, if you really want. Alcohol, inhalants, poor sleep, and head injuries

  • @[email protected]
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    3•8 months ago

    This is a good exercise. Do cows used for veal next

  • @[email protected]
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    3•8 months ago

    … And super dry. No thank you

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    12•8 months ago

    These grocery store ads are getting weird.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•8 months ago

    I think the dead part means it doesn’t feel at all

  • @[email protected]
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    6•8 months ago

    Seems too good to be true. Like you’re about to be ripped to shreds and have your whole world turned to shit.

  • @[email protected]
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    “Cooked to perfection?”…if you enjoy hours-roasted microplastics, sure.

    EDIT: Ever wondered why your costco chicken tastes like a boat load of chemicals? Check out the wrapper it was baking in under a heat lamp.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•8 months ago

    👆 This is vore.

  • @[email protected]
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    46•8 months ago

    And fuckable.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•8 months ago

      Do you have to remove the suppository first?

    • atocci
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      75•8 months ago

      Opens comments section

      Closes comments section

      • @[email protected]
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        10•8 months ago

        I think there’s a gap there to fuck.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•8 months ago

          At least two.

          Source: i used to put the damn things on skewers and put them in the oven.

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