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Flying Squid to Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 8 months ago

Step right up! Right this way to the House of Mirrors! Only 3 tickets!

www.redfin.com

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Step right up! Right this way to the House of Mirrors! Only 3 tickets!

www.redfin.com

Flying Squid to Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 8 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    I’m truly impressed by the photographer not being in the photos.

    • fmstrat
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      5•8 months ago

      The shell placement on the central counter was clutch, but they botched the removal of the tripod on the mirror under the toaster.

    • CelloMike
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      40•8 months ago

      They had to hire a vampire for this one

  • @[email protected]
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    14•8 months ago

    The unfinished basement is the only interior photo with warm, inviting colors

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    I was thinking what’s the problem… Then I got to the kitchen!

    The fingerprints!

    • @[email protected]
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      I’d have to Windex every day

    • @[email protected]
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      Same here. I was 10 images in and thought it was a little overblown. Picture 11 was the kitchen.

  • @[email protected]
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    What a disaster.

  • @[email protected]
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    14•8 months ago

    The camera work is impressive!

  • @[email protected]
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    8•8 months ago

    With a house like this, the only logical choice of pet would be some kind of bird.

  • @[email protected]
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    This is a sensory nightmare omg

    • @[email protected]
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      Also a cleaning nightmare.

  • @[email protected]
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    Of all the places to put mirrors, they didn’t put one above the bed. What is even the point… smh

    • @[email protected]
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      Obviously they wanted the sound deadening fabric there to muffle all the screams. This looks like it could be Patrick Bateman’s house.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•7 months ago

    I could see myself living in a place like this

  • SouthFresh
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    “And now you’ll have to wonder exactly which surface has the actual finger-prints!”

  • @[email protected]
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    24•8 months ago

    Was this some sort of fetish Meetup house? I don’t believe people can live in a house like that day to day.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      I hope not. Not with those white carpets.

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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      It’s the room with two beds (one a double) with a mirror behind them and a piano that convinced me they are sex people, and musical ones at that.

      • @[email protected]
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        11•8 months ago

        Well they’re amateurs then. There are mirrors everywhere except on the ceiling over the bed.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          No mirrors on the ceiling?

          I bet they don’t even have pink champagne on ice.

        • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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          10•8 months ago

          Ah but that is the coup de grace - at the flip of a switch the carpet and ceiling roll back revealing the complete mirror experience. These people have mirrored bedsteads and pool tables, they are all in on mirrors.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•8 months ago

        Don’t forget the clear cuckstool right next to the master bed.

  • @[email protected]
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    I’m feeling agoraphobic just browsing through these pictures.

  • @[email protected]
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    Looks like they went over budget on the glass cleaner for the mirrors. The blinds are the cheapest shit ever.

  • rubikcuber
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    36•8 months ago

    Nothing says opulence like infinite reflections of yourself having a shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•8 months ago

      This made me lol. Take my upvote

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