And the bigger question, will he still be my friend when I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM 
Also remember this is who you think would win, not who you like more
I voted for everyone’s favorite dirt birb. While Ulysses is a patriot for killing Kissinger, I will always stand behind a avian.
we love our power posters
Damn it’s neck and neck. 50:50. Could be anyone’s race. For a dollar I’ll cycle my IP a couple of times and enter some cheat votes.
For every vote you cheat I’m gonna cheat in two
I’m worried about my friends who are voles, they are scared of being eaten by the owl. @[email protected] , can you commit to a non-vole based diet if elected?
I just hope both teams have fun.
writing in Hillary because she’s electable if you vote for her
Not one single vote for Eugene_V_Dabs?
This is how Bernie can still win
Hmm. Why don’t we host a fake election for fun?
I love President Parrot. I am in awe of her. I am set free by her. She will be the finest world leader our galaxy has ever seen. I will write in President Parrot on the ballot as many times as I have to. She’s electable if you vote for her.
Ulysses/Drej Queen 2024
natural born citizen clause might be a problem for a literal alien running mate
The Giant Meteor vote, but crackly blue!
Dirty bird will win but not before finding out what cyber bullying really means.
NO BOOLLYThe Dunk Tank will turn into The Bird Bath
Fuck me i voted for dirty owl but THEY’RE LITERALLY NOT EVEN AMERICAN, THEY CAN’T
I voted
Vote Owl no matter howl
