AOC couldn’t care less about football, she seemed to barely know the rules. Boomer Tim Waltz know about football, but he struggled with the controls. The gameplay was atrocious, it ends 0-0, and it is cringe because they both clearly don’t care. They both sent their players to die and get concussed every single play. They could’ve at least discussed concussion in NFL, but they didn’t. They could’ve discussed EA’s union busting practice and horrible working conditions, but they didn’t.

Why not just play Mario Kart and discuss the material conditions of working class in Mushroom Kingdom, how Toad deserved to get another game, when is Nintendo gonna give us Captain Toad Treasure Tracker 2?

A Democratic consultant got paid thousands of dollars for organizing this cringe stream. ALSO IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF FASCISM, DON’T YOU BOZOS HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]English
    17•6 months ago

    Bit idea:

    1 issue voter, where the issue is whether or not the candidate could wreck me in a 1v1 match with instagib in Quake 3.

  • MaoTheLawn [any, any]English
    22•6 months ago

    so predictable that it would go like that

    someone else summed it up but it is absolutely bizarre that they think they can get away with having fuck all policy, and then do half arsed panders like this to make it up. Seriously dog brained from whoever came up with this shite.

    Of course, they can’t talk concussion crisis or anything at all important because that risks placing them on a ‘position’, when the Dems approach is to have no position at all… but from an entertainment perspective -

    why wouldn’t they just get Walz to get ‘coached’ by someone who knows how to play on stream? Walz can do his whole fuddy duddy uncle routine like your dad who doesn’t get vidya, eat a fucking hot dog, say thanks everyone, remember to vote, and call it a day.

    The American political system is so rotted through with nepotism and cold-dead-eyes that it’s incapable of doing anything at all.

  • 666PeaceKeepaGirl [any, she/her]English
    11•6 months ago

    They could’ve at least discussed concussion in NFL, but they didn’t. They could’ve discussed EA’s union busting practice and horrible working conditions, but they didn’t.

    If the Dems made either of these a campaign theme this would be a 50-state wave election, I won’t go so far as to predict which direction

    it ends 0-0

    damn they put up as many points as they scored with voters?

  • neo [he/him]English
    12•6 months ago

    Huge missed opportunity to set up a session of NFL Blitz for them. That would appeal to nostalgia-addled GenX and Millennials, and the game is more ridiculous and fun, but it’s still football, and you don’t have to know as much technical detail to play it. I’m not a Dem consultant who gets overpaid to be a clueless dumbass, sadly.

    • Smeagolicious [they/them]English
      33•6 months ago

      At least the Hbomb stream raised money for a good cause (even if AoC was shit all along), this stream exists for no reason but for ghouls to soullessly pander to the youths.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]English
      21•6 months ago

      Hasn’t happened in a good five years cause there hasn’t been any, but yeah.

      Huh.

      Did they all stop pretending when Berndog tragically died of Ligma or have I just been out of touch?

    • Redcuban1959 [any]English
      6•6 months ago

      Could you imagine if Trump played Mario Bros. just to own the Dems? I mean sonic is already blue, and that probably would let the dems have the very important Sonic fan vote. But Trump would counter that with the Nintendo fan cursed vote.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]English
    22•6 months ago

    I saw a clip of AOC crowing about how happy she was not to have to do another four years of “resistance stuff” or something. IDK if it was from this but it was something. like something…

  • FunkYankkkees [they/them, pup/pup's]English
    28•6 months ago

    ALSO IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF FASCISM, DON’T YOU BOZOS HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO

    They are not, one is a cynical career politician, the other sent soldiers to suppress protestors

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    31•6 months ago

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