Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.
I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.
Zero, you take bites, the sandwich never has any.
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And where am I taking them from, smarty pants?
The same place your lap goes when you stand up
If someone left a bite in my sandwich I’d be very upset.
I quite like the crust, but could you not slice the crust off? That would likely improve the bread to crust ratio considerably.
I like crust too though
I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?
All units that use body parts are US ones.
How many foreskins is that?
Your size or mine?
A nibble, four bits, is half a byte, eight bits.
Doing everything to dogde the metric system 🇺🇸🦅
The Internet was never the same after Europe adopted the 10-bit metric byte.
This would make for an awesome Cyberpunk TTRPG setting… an evil villain letting free a virus that transforms every bit into a 10-bit metric byte. Items being unusable unless decoded, etc.
Well, there are 8 bits in a byte, so there must be 8 bites in a sammich, obviously.
Checks out, at least if you represent the string “sandwich” in ASCII.
in 8-bit ascii
That’s a 64 bits sammich.
Each bit is an ingredient.
2 bits bread
1 bit ham
1 bit cheese
1 bit lettuce
1 bit tomato
1 bit pickles
1 bit mayonnaise
So when you divide it all out, it’s only 8 bites.
Bread comes in too many different shapes and sizes for this to have a universal answer.
I didn’t know sandwiches can bite
From now on, 25. I actually wish there was bread that had the dividing lines
What if the bread is… Not square?
It depends on the size of your mouth, the size of bite you take, and the size of the sandwich. But if you’d cared about that you’d have realized it’s a meaningless question before embarrassing yourself by asking here. So instead I’ll you a meaningless answer: 37 ⅚
Don’t think OP has embarrassed themselves.
How big are your bites? The number of bites a sandwich has depends on their size.
Normal i think.
My wife is 12 to 15 bites though
If your wife is a living sandwich, then… PLEASE don’t eat her, unless you have a cloning machine and wanna eat the clone or something.
9-12
I would agree with this. The rational part of me likes to try and eat a sandwich in a 3x3 grid of bites, right-to-left, working my way downward.
But, I’m a wacky, inconsistent li’l bitch, so it almost never works out that way. But, I don’t think I ever exceed 12 bites. That’s a pretty solid ballpark range.
How can there be -3 bites in a sandwich?
You eat the sandwich in 9 bites. Then you vomit back up the sandwich plus 12 bites of the last thing you ate
You dropped it or it was stolen by a magpie or gull before you finished.
It would appear to be approximately 2,982,609 bytes.
I prefer my sandwich
tar.xzcompressed over.zip
I can finish in 5, 4 if I put in a little effort, 2 if I really need to.
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Bro, nibble the crust first, then there are so many glorious crustless bites. Or just cut it off.
