• john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    Let me break out the world’s tiniest violin after paying $12 for the world’s most disappointing cheeseburger (and having to ask for ketchup and napkins).

    I reduced my fast food consumption by like 95% right around the beginning of the pandemic and I regret nothing. Not wasting 20 minutes of my life in a drive through line for a meal that isn’t good, cheap, or healthy. It takes 3 minutes to boil ramen at home and that checks two of those boxes.

  • Moss [they/them]
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    116 months ago

    Economists have assured me that there is a direct correlation between minimum wage increasing causing the price of a big Mac to increase. So surely the increase of a big Mac will cause the minimum wage to increase! 😊

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    top meatpackers

    bunny-cop “Just observe and monitor. Let them escalate first, if they’re going to.”

    volcel-judge “Yes ma’am!” volcel-judge volcel-judge volcel-judge volcel-judge volcel-judge

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      96 months ago

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

  • WilsonWilson [comrade/them, he/him]
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    156 months ago

    $15.79 at O’hare airport concourse B last week.
    Cheeseburger french fries medium coke

    I bought a cheap United Airlines ticket 6 months ago for bay area maker fair and they sold my ticket out from under me 3 times. Started as a direct flight by the time I left it was 3 leg flight with 2 long layovers both ways. By the time I made it back to O’hare I was really tired and hungry just wanted something to snack on while I waited 5 hours for the last connecting flight. I got a medium coffee instead for $3.79 and it was watered down.