For me it would be candy corn, or dots.
Airheads.
They taste like I imagine flavored window caulking would.
Lol, you’re something else, candy corn?? That stuff is vile.
The worst I can say about dots is they’re just sugar, albeit glued to paper.
Will you come organize my candy bowl this year? 😆
In the US, dots are hard gumdrops.
Also, if your candy corn sucks, it’s because it’s not Brach’s.
In the US dots can also refer to candy buttons as well as the gross gumdrops
I like the gross gumdrops, but I don’t care for the acid blotters.
Lol, not a fan of either but at least you get some fiber when the paper sticks to the candies
I was going to agree, but I haven’t had Brach’s candy corn in a while, every so often those large companies change the formula to make things cheaper* so it’s hard to be sure.
*latest fad
I had it the other week. Still great.
You really need to try mixing the candy corn with salted peanuts. 👁️👄👁️👌
I was gonna say the same. Always hated candy corn till someone had me try this.
Professionally wrapped chocolate covered brussel sprouts.
Just Almond Joys and Mounds.
Necco wafers.
Yum
How about circus peanuts?
The first bite of circus peanuts tastes to me like an alien artificial intelligence had to create a sugary treat and only had petroleum by-products to make it with.
The second bite tastes like accepting your fate.
Maybe once every two or three years I get in the mood for circus peanuts. I eat maybe five of them, horribly regret every decision in my life that has led to me purchasing this bag, then vowing to never touch them again.
Same. The instant it touches my tongue I’m transported back to being a kid and my grandmother thinking these were amazing treats and giving them out to us and then getting really upset if we didn’t finish them.
And then I remember I have to actually eat the rest of it. So I finish off the first one and then I see the tiny little 59 cent bag that’s only got four more of them in it and I feel like it would be a waste of my money and my effort in acquiring the circus peanuts and so I force myself to eat the rest of the bag and then vow to never eat them again.
Until I forget and get another bag.
Cut them up and melt them into something edible. Things don’t have to be uses in the form they come in.
I’m not 100% certain they would melt. And I’m not going to spend my own time and money to try to fix everything that’s wrong with them.
If you have an idea on a way to make them better, how about you implement them and then make millions of dollars selling them to ignorant rubes like myself?
Wait… Is it always the same circus or a brand named circus? What are circus peanuts?
Edit: Nope found it. WTF? Do they taste like peanuts?
Do they taste like peanuts?
No. They taste like chewy sugar rubber goo. Idk how to properly describe it, but I haven’t eaten them since childhood.
They taste like candied styrofoam to me
Candied Styrofoam is a good description.
🤡🥜🧑🚀🔫👽
White chocolate Reese’s peanut butter cups.
Bit O’ Honey
Skittles, except it’s 100% green apple skittles and no other flavors.
I love how they reverted green back to lime in the regular bag. They knew they blew it. You gotta know some higher up loved green apple and wanted it in every skittles bag. Fuck that person. You have terrible taste.
I’m glad to be able to purchase skittles again after a decade+ boycott
Candy
Candon’t
Necco
How about those stale tar-like hard candies.
Molasses candy
Jell-O cubes. Unpackaged.
I leik whoppers
I leik em too.
Whoppers are good but the risk of getting a bad one is not worth it. Ech
A bad one?
Yeah. Normal whoppers are crunchy. 1 in 4 whoppers is soggy and chewy and hard to eat