To explain, for those like me who don’t know:
soup du jour just means “soup of the day;” or “today’s soup;” it’s just whatever soup is sold that day.
Honestly, it still works even if it was a specific soup, this just makes it much better.
Thank you, I don’t know French and was scratching my head as to why this is confidently incorrect.
Mmm that sounds good, I’ll have that
Came to post exactly this. Damn you! Lol
What is the soup du jour?
It’s the soup of the day.
Mmm…that sounds good. I’ll have that.
Kick his ass Seabass!
'Scuse me, Flo?
This sounds like a great dad joke
Things that didn’t happen for $200, Alex.
Wasn’t this the entire plot of dumb and dumber
Wow, this is an oooooooold joke! My dad used to tell it the 90s.
I just need to know which Day they’ve boiled to make the soup as not all Days are good ones.
Soup of Saturday tastes like Freedom!
You’d expect Friday to taste like that, instead!
Thursday’s soup tastes electric
it was just not her day.
I need to find more opportunities to use “I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate” in my life. Preferably over completely banal things.
Just walk into a Chuck E Cheese and you should have a few things that apply.
Are they serving steak at Chuck E. Cheese now?
I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate, but you could always use the phrase as a complete non sequitur.
I like your style!
I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetuate, but comment replies shouldn’t make me laugh out loud.
I should have used this when a stake house served me the wrong cut of meat. The waiter knew nothing and said I got the correct steak, just because that’s what I got. Had to get the manger over to confirm that a strip steak isn’t a ribeye.
That’s what happens when you go to a stake house for a steak: you get shafted.
Extra insulting when you have to get the manger over. Even babies know the difference between a strip steak and a ribeye
Fair point
That joke was well done
Rare to see on this medium.
