My grandpa had a fist fight with his dog princess.
Any dog named Bella is a cunt. Case and point. My dog named Bella is a cunt.
Have a chihuahua mix named Loki, who is anything but a trickster.
Have a husky named Kona, who is anything but lady-like (Kona means lady in Hawaiian).
This makes perfect sense. Princess is, after all, a very dirty word. https://scribe.rip/@viridiangrail/princesses-are-nsfw-f9e6c3d4532d
Cat names are the same, have you seen Asteroid Destroyer?
Don’t worry … Princess doesn’t bite.
She swallows.
Yes this is my dog Planetary Annihilator, or Anni for short.
My relatives do it all the time. On purpose. Cue to
- Átila - named after Attila the Hun.
- Batatinha - roughly “little potato”.
Guess who’s the toy poodle and who’s the shepweiler.
I know this is invasive but PLEASE show us the shepweiler
I’d gladly post Batatinha’s pics if he was my dog, but my cousin would probably get annoyed, it’s a privacy matter.
But, basically: picture a huge dog. By “huge” I mean, he probably weights 40kg or so. Mostly black, with some tan; it doesn’t follow the same pattern as the Rottweiler or the German shepherd, it’s different. Short hair, floppy ears. Rather intimidating, I wouldn’t go anywhere close to that dog without my uncle or my cousin nearby.
