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Furbland to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 8 months ago

The most prestigious award of them all

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The most prestigious award of them all

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Furbland to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 8 months ago
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  • @dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1•8 months ago

    me irl

  • @0x0@programming.dev
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    9•8 months ago

    Oh yeah, the foundation for docker and vagrant.

  • @TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub
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    28•8 months ago

    I have this a a sticker. I also have my machine always ready to ship to the client, if they will kindly return the previous one.

  • Scrubbles
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    59•8 months ago

    Docker: So we decided to ship his machine

    • @ulterno@programming.dev
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      0•8 months ago

      Docker is not running on client machine.

    • FurblandOP
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      18•8 months ago

      they put it in the whale. that is how docker transports things and you cannot change my mind.

      • Deebster
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        7•8 months ago

        The oldest known container: github.com/bib/Jonah/Dockerfile

        • Dr. Bluefall
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          1•8 months ago

          deleted by creator

  • @Memetic@lemmy.ca
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    This image is from here: https://github.com/Flet/rejected-github-profile-achievements

    They’re all great. I’m definitely an Arborist.

    • FurblandOP
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      13•8 months ago

      It was proposed as a badge, but it originally comes from https://blog.codinghorror.com/the-works-on-my-machine-certification-program/amp/

      • @MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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        I love these. I would qualify for Arborist and Valued Contributor immediately.

        I had a colleague who could have won the “TeeHee” badge. I wanted to tell them about it but they disappeared mysteriously a few years ago and no one seems to know where they went. Especially not Janet, who always has a shovel in their trunk.

        (This is sarcasm. I am humorously implying that a person who changes every line of every file in a single commit, breaking everyone else ability to work, disappeared under circumstances implying that their colleague killed them and buried their body in the woods.

        I would, of course, never do such a thing. Okay, my alibi is established, let me get my shovel…just kidding.)

      • @Memetic@lemmy.ca
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        5•8 months ago

        TIL

    • @SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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      4•8 months ago

      That’s just a list of sins.

  • Snot Flickerman
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    62•8 months ago

    I used to work in local television news production and one of the most common occurrences was something not working, someone calling engineering, and then it starting to work when the engineer walked in the room.

    • @BurningTurtle@programming.devM
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      57•8 months ago

      Fear will keep them in line.

    • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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      30•8 months ago

      That’s a universal magic trick, it applies to every industry and situation imaginable.

    • @GildorInglorion@lemmy.world
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      12•8 months ago

      Happened today with a password prompt. He didn’t think he could type the wrong password 3 times.

  • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    17•8 months ago

    I’m a proud owner of several “It worked on my machine before I went to bed last night” awards.

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