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I love Octopus, but this on is better not to pet. Yes, you can survive a bite, but only if there is an medical aid very near.
I love the f—ing petting zoo.
Oh man I would love to live in a town called Effing. If only it wasn’t in South Carolina.
I have good news for you:
I wouldn’t let kids hold stuff like that tbh. Not just because of the poison, either.
I mean I’d love to see one just maybe not handle one. Also, just how bitey are they really
That is the thing. They will bite if the feel scared, so it you are competent, relaxed and crazy enough, you may be able to handle one like this. They also have a little beak.
The Venn diagram of venomous and dangerous is not a plain circle.
Oh no.
Yeah that might be the best of your lifetime as it might be drastically shortened
So we’re upvoting ads now?
You might want to Google the blue-ringed octopus…
mating behavior
The initiation of physical contact is completely independent from sex, size, or residency status.
However, sperm is only released during sexual interaction with females but not with males,
which indicates that upon copulation, the male can distinguish the difference on whether to inseminate or not.Huh, neat.
Good god Im dead just watching this
Blue-ringed octopuses are among the world’s most venomous marine animals, carrying enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes.
These little bastards have an AoE attack?
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For sure, pettings this cute little guy can be the the experience of the rest of your life, same as listen the sound of the sea in a Conoidea (a bite on the neck or face can kill you in less than a minute)
Oh it’s the rule 30 sea snail! Didn’t know they were super poisonous, huh
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If you put it to your ear, you can hear the sound of yourself screaming.
Wouldn’t any joke from that account be an effing joke?
Once in a lifetime… As in you can do it once.
Petting a blue ring octopus could definitely be a once in a lifetime event!
Well they were planning on Effing it, so maybe they were wearing “protection”.
Another cute and friendly little guy, spreading a lot of joy.
