Goddamn, I was sure I ate the onion on this one.
This is probably the best possible outcome.
A sort of justice served… In a funny and positive way.
I had hope that the onion would buy infowars and just post all factual news about the presidents antics on info wars and keep the onion satire. But then I realized that would be too good.🤞🏼
That and The Onion could never outperform info wars in terms of absurdity… Still…
What’s the desk?
Nice.
I need to know that Dan and Jordan will get access to the desk.
are they gonna post info about wars?
Just like all the information on onions they put out last decade and a half
Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.
This is the most patriotic thing I’ve heard in quite some time!
Watching the republicans cry on Twitter is the best part about this
They’re all saying it’s the Democrats trying to silence the truth and how they are knocking at his door trying to take his business and how it’s unfair
Guess InfoWars will begin publishing more factual articles, then.
Man, the Onion really is a national treasure.
It’s America’s Finest News Source!
Hello, Based department?
They should run actual left wing articles but write them to sound like right wing conspiracies. Like, politicians say raising trans kids is child abuse? THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU’RE ALLOWED TO CALL YOUR OWN KIDS!!
The Onion out here reminding me that there are still good people in this world (outside of my boyfriends, family and friends)
Oh fuck that rules
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
