Honestly, driving a car. The average driver breaks a traffic law like every 6 seconds or something wild.

OP, through your c/asklemmy, posts are you working your way up to a Lemmy sting operation?

Nice try FBI

They ran out of colour printer ink when I went in to get my “has no criminal record” certificate.

My lawyer warned me not to talk about it /s

Real answer, certain body mods are a legal gray area since they count as bodily harm despite being fully consensual. I have a split tongue, for instance.