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glowie to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

Yup

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glowie to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    Can confirm, god is just dog backwards.

    • Bruisedback
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      3•2 years ago

      god.split(“”).reverse().join(“”)

      Dogdammit they’re right!

  • @[email protected]
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    13•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
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      “Fuuuckkkk this is too much again, time to break my existence down into minuscule pieces of consciousness. I’m out dawg (as for now i am a dog).”

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago
      git merge feature/Australia
      97 conflicts
      git commit -am 'Whatever, I'm tired.'
      git push -f
      
  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 ✔️
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    21•2 years ago

    between one and zero

  • Square Singer
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    1•2 years ago

    Programmers are binary.

    • metaStatic
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      5•2 years ago

      there are 10 types of programmers

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        … and those who were expecting a ternary joke

    • kspatlas
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      1•2 years ago

      I know a few non binary programmers though

      • Square Singer
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        Embedded programmers. They use ternary.

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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    4•2 years ago

    I am only one of these. I need a drink. The old water into wine glass trick should work

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    Why not both? God who doesn’t know what he’s doing

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    Where’s the second one?

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      I have no idea

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    I already said these two phrases today.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    The third state is knowing just enough to confidently break things and push to prod.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      I know just enough to push to prod and break everything

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Hah. My default state is “I know this is shite and I have a million ideas how to do this better, but it is the best I can do in the time that I have to complete this.”

  • VicFic!
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    2•2 years ago

    Superposition for me!

  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    The amount of overscopes I have because something that was suppose to be simple ended up taking too long is too damn high!

  • Lux (it/they)
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    13•2 years ago

    I AM A GOD | DOG AM A I

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    This also works with other fields. I’m pretty sure I’ll have these confidence swings my whole life regardless how good I get at anything.

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