Make sure to unfold and wring out your heart after each breakup, to keep the creases from setting in too much.
That’s not the shape of my heart 🎶
Thanks, I hate it
I wonder if a heart could still beat/function when it’s unrolled in this way 🤔
It depends on how fresh
the killit is.I was wondering something similar. Maybe this is an innovative approach to heart surgery.
… I see I’m not the only person with intrusive thoughts.
Yes, in the way that Mengele was innovative in the medical field.
No. It needs to squeeze against itself to move blood to and from chambers.
Could it not just sorta flex the tube? Like couldn’t one part of the tube pull on or press off of the next?
No. This diagram doesn’t show how they got the heart to unravel like that. There’s a layer or wrapping around the heart and internal connective tissues that holds the heart in its traditional state. I’d imagine if the got the muscles of a unrolled heart to contract it would just fold or bind at points. But definitely wouldn’t pump anything.
As someone who flexes the tube very often, I would guess that the heart would start pumping unwanted fluids
For a total eclipse of the heart you would need a moon shaped like a big hambone.
Not that I want to unroll it, but why did it “roll” up in the first place? It seems so tightly wound compared to, like, the intestines or something. Just curious.
To save space
And maybe to share muscle power between different phases of the stroke. Two muscles that evolved to pump different chambers could both work on the same chamber when they’re folded over one another. Allow them to transfer force between the layers.
Author of this resarch: my ex girlfriend
I just learned about this last night. Are we a hive mind?
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Look up embryological development of the heart to see why
That’s even better. Two blood vessels that fuse and twist.
Why did they name the left and right atrium backwards? That seems unnecessarily confusing.
It’s only backwards because you’re looking at it from the outside from the front. When it’s in you, the left is on your left.
I just realized I’m stupid, thank you
welcome to the club bro
A true inflection point no doubt
Moooooom, NCD is leaking again!
Mayas knowing it since centuries, due their life experiments.
Why does it look like a foreskin?
Cause it is a tube. All Floppy Tubus do.
What happened to your foreskin?
The foreskin is the heart of the penis
Unless you’re very talented, that somebody else’s cock stuck up your back
Who knew the heart is a penis? Blessed be
🎵 Last Christmas, I gave her my heart 🎵
It’s dicks all the way down
Naaaaah let’s not
Origami origami ᵒʳⁱᵍᵃᵐⁱ
This tore my heart apart.
Callback to our primordial tube-hearted fish origin