Some how these maps always forget the Falkland Islands.
What do you mean? It’s right there, at the Achilles’ heel of the boot
I just call the whole thing “England”. They’ve stolen and lost so much land over the years that it’s impossible to keep track of where the borders are. If my ignorance of their petty land disputes offends them then maybe they shouldn’t be arrogant cunts who rape cultures and denigrate the victims for centuries. We’d have more respect for you if you had more respect for us. Fuck em.
“Dear diary,”
That sounds like a good way to end up with a broken pint glass in your face in Edinburgh, Belfast or Cardiff.
Or London if you say that to someone with a similarly negative view of colonialism (most people)
Don’t generalise people from the UK like that, you only stoop to the same level as the colonialists by doing that
Why would I spend any time in a country that hasn’t walked on the moon?
Stay there and be quiet then.
I am here. I’m not the one calling other people’s countries “the colonies”. You be quiet.
I am Canadian, and I don’t call sovereign nations “colonies”.
Get your head straight yank. You really don’t have a leg to stand on muppet.
Shut up, sit down, the adults are talking.
No one in the uk calls other countries “the colonies”. If someone has said that to you it was to piss you off and it clearly worked.
Here’s a first page google result showing a thread of people admitting that they DO call the USA “the colonies”.
Google is free my dude. Try it, it might have prevented you from losing all your credibility when you were publicly proven to be lazy, stupid and wrong.
If someone has said that to you it was to piss you off and it clearly worked.
The thread shows one person admit they do it to piss you off and other people calling it a good idea because it will piss you off
What tribe are you? Because if you are living in the US and aren’t native you’re worst than the UK. They handed back almost everything they took. The US stole a continent and committed (at least 1) genocide on it. Please please please don’t be of European descent…
“worse” not “worst”. Try again?
I’m not too worried about a simple predictive text slip. I can take that in my stride - doesn’t really alter the meaning any; does it.
No but it erodes your credibility. Why would we take your advice if it’s crafted by someone too lazy and stupid to edit their own words before submitting them? If you didn’t catch these mistakes then you probably don’t catch other mistakes. That’s why your opinion isn’t valuable. Because it’s assumed to be the same quality as your responses.
I’m gonna print that out and put it up in the office. You’re an absolute legend. I’m not looking for credibility nor am I giving advice - I’m just having a cheeky scroll as I wait for my transport to arrive. We’re not all here trying to attain our PhD’s…
If we’re being pedantic (as you are below) … I’m not sure any COUNTRY has ever walked on the moon.
I don’t know, ask Joe Rogan.
Nothing wrong with wearing your ignorance as a badge of honour… it lets me know how edgy and cool you are.
Who are you?
Just a random motherfucker. Why?
Oh. You made it sound like you were someone important. Sorry but if you’re just some random motherfucker I don’t care what you think and I’m not going to censor my speech for your convenience.
I wouldn’t want you to censor anything - not sure why you’d think that. I’ve really enjoyed reading your opinions. You’re a funny kind of person.
Big whoosh
Sorry to hear that
A surprising number of adults struggle with reading comprehension. If there’s people around you could ask one of them to read it for you
Are you asking for an adult? You seem to have problems with comprehension in general.
Ah, a good laid out map. Now things are starting to make sense, more later.
This implies Padua is Edinburgh and Venice is Leith.
Lmao! In Paduas dreams maybe
Venice is Leith.
Getting all the locals priced out due to rich people pushing up housing prices?
That’s basically what Venice is.
That’s a lot of places in the world, you could pick random cities and have a decent chance of this being true.
Venice is another level because of the mass tourism and vacation rentals
Love me some gravity falls. Also same
England’s fashion sense seems to have gone up after wearing the nice red boot
But which one is the United British Isles?
Malta is the Isle of Man
Ahhh, I see… That makes sense.
Where’s South Ireland though
Corsica, except Corsica is a French department
South Ireland? Let’s not reignite The Troubles with talk like that.
Sardinia looks so lonely without Corsica.
As a stereotypical American, I thought Corsica was Northern Ireland and Sardinia was Ireland. Thanks for clearing up my confusion.
maps without New Zealand
Here’s another
Wow, Russia is much smaller than I thought!
The sanctions are working.
I thought we gave Russia to Czechia
It really bothers me that green is used for Wales instead of Ireland.
England should be white, Wales should be red and Ireland should be green. Only Scotland was coloured correctly.
We’re talking Northern Ireland as opposed to Ireland, although they do both exist on the island of Ireland. There’s no orange or green on the flag of Northern Ireland.
Ireland needs to be orange
It was the biggest mixup that you have ever seen.
My father, he was orange and me mother, she was green.
