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Flying Squid to Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 7 months ago

The Lady or the Tiger?

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The Lady or the Tiger?

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Flying Squid to Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 7 months ago
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This whole house is super weird.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/239-Race-St-Berea-OH-44017/33521354_zpid/?mmlb=g,22

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  • @[email protected]
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    7•7 months ago

    That may be the longest kitchen counter I have ever seen

  • @[email protected]
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    31•7 months ago

    No thanks, I choose life.

  • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘
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    3•7 months ago

    “That’s a strange house”, I thought, until I saw it.

    “Ah, it’s in Ohio. Makes sense.”

  • @[email protected]
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    4•7 months ago

    TV too high

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    18•7 months ago

    The previous owners must have been very narrow people.

  • @[email protected]
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    23•7 months ago

    “Stanley enters the door on the left.”

  • BananaPeal
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    24•7 months ago

    I like how you can sit on the kitchen counter and do dishes on the opposite side of the kitchen… in either sink.

  • Sparky
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    5•7 months ago

    TV too high

  • @[email protected]
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    28•7 months ago

    The previous owners just spotted their TV in the listing and are on their way back for it. That might be a deal-breaker for some.

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      27•7 months ago

      I love how the TV is too high anyway, but as if you emphasize, the power cable doesn’t reach the socket

  • @[email protected]
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    8•7 months ago

    For an 1800s house (apparently) it is in remarkable good condition. Houses built prior to indoor plumbing tend to be wonky and rarely a clean or easy update to modern living standards.

    All things considered the worst part of this house is being in Ohio.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      5•7 months ago

      You want to maintain your murder house so you don’t get people in to do repairs and see the body parts hanging on meat hooks.

  • lemmyng
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    6•7 months ago

    Stains in the 5th picture scream “murder scene.”

  • lime!
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    2•7 months ago

    what is that walkway? how… what?

  • smokebuddy [he/him]
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    25•7 months ago

  • Nougat
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    5•7 months ago

    Did MC Escher have a hand in the architecture?

    • @[email protected]
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      3•7 months ago

      Maybe the architect was just drunk.

  • YaksDC
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    18•7 months ago

    Love the unrailinged “stage” that you can easily fall off of

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