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@[email protected] to Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 2 years ago

Is that mold or wallpaper?

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Is that mold or wallpaper?

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@[email protected] to Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • Jordan Lund
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    2•2 years ago

    Why not both?

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    7•2 years ago

    Yes

  • Neato
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    Did they popcorn the fucking walls in that bedroom?!

    They are asking $2.5M for this? Holy shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      I know. Crazy Yankees.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    It was moldy then pressure washed and then molded over

  • @[email protected]M
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    I’ve got to hand it to you @kittybeer you’ve got a great eye for the terrible!

    • @[email protected]OP
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      2 years ago

      Thanx! I’ve apparently discovered a new hobby.

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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    It looks like they put the shittiest linoleum flooring imaginable on the walls lol

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    That is a plaster wall treatment often used to hide imperfections. In this case waaaaayyyy over-used, which makes me wonder what shape the structure is in.

    I really like the stained glass windows but the rest of it is pretty bad, esp at $2.5 mil.

    Only in Texas …

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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      7•2 years ago

      which makes me wonder what shape the structure is in.

      There’s a big diagonal crack running from corner of The Sinister Door that suggests there may be more hidden problems.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        I missed that one. Was more focused on the walls under the stairs. Ugh.

        • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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          2•2 years ago

          The walls under the stairs - sounds like a horror movie.

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 years ago

            And we see it truly is. 🤣

  • @[email protected]
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    Holy shit $2.5mil for this!! Also did they put wallpaper on the kitchen ceiling?! This straight up looks like something from Psycho.

  • thepixelfox
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    Jesus. The outside I was like okay that’s fine, lots of trees, I like this.

    And inside, oh boy I’d rather run through the building in outlast than live in that house. Wtf is going on with the door? Did someone draw a scene in dirt like they do on white vans? What’s with the tiles? Did they go into a closing down sale and just buy a few boxes of each tile they could then throw them at the wall like the Grinch sorting mail?

    The walls. Moving on. I just can’t.

    The stained glass window was pretty, till I noticed the middle design looked like tiddys.

    I’m done with this house. Kill it with fire.

  • @[email protected]OP
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    Check out the funky bathrooms as well: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7226-Lakewood-Blvd-Dallas-TX-75214/26702400_zpid/

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      I can’t decide if being on acid in that bathroom would be amazing or terrifying

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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      12•2 years ago

      We’ve got these three different designs of tiles which would you like?

      Yes

    • @[email protected]
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      OMG. They want 2.5M$ for that place. Just imagine the amount of work you would need to make this place habitable for normal people again, and the price would probably double.

  • MrsDoyle
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    5•2 years ago

    “Artesian touches of the era …”

    Well well well.

    • @[email protected]
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      “show us on the doll where the artesian touched you”

  • alex [they, il]
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    The titty stained glass windows are my personal favourites.

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    3•2 years ago

    Kitchen walls look like a dirty protest.

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