I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
improvements over the competition are black and white… and a little yellow.
Does Linux have competition? But I get your idea.
Leave us alone, we don’t need more users
Depends on what users.
The kind for whom stupid software with ads is made. The kind who give 0 stars to open source software on google play for dumb reasons. The ones who are offended by a program being named “GIMP” or “daemon”.
Two out of 10 Linux users agree that
insert name here
is the best distroThat’s optimistic
At least one.
Windows
It’s a headache but it’s your headache.
I could apply it to Windows too though.
When you install Windows, you don’t really control your computer. Microsoft does.
Windows Is a headache but it is my headache
same for legacy code lol
Switch to linux and your kids is call
Take your digital freedom back!
Its (windows)10’oclock. Do you recall where your screenshots are?
Fun facts:
- The backend of Microsoft’s biggest money maker Azure runs on Linux: https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/microsoft-showcases-the-azure-cloud-switch-acs/
- The most-used OS inside Azure is Linux: https://thenewstack.io/microsoft-linux-is-the-top-operating-system-on-azure-today/
- Microsoft is the second biggest contributor to open source software: https://opensourceindex.io/
- Microsoft has published their own Linux distro: https://github.com/microsoft/azurelinux
- Microsoft has published a support page on how to install Linux: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/linux/install
The OS wars are over, and Linux won.
In the server world, yes. The desktop is the place that needs to be won over.
The desktop is dying.
I think the desktop is evolving, and may one day become effectively irrelevant, But there is still a long way to go before local compute goes away, which means a local OS is still needed.
WSL is sufficient for many Windows users and developers without privacy concerns motivating them to switch to a full Linux distro.
Okay I will switch, please leave us in peace penguinlord
Lie to your (insert relative here) that Linux is faster and you install SSD to their computer with a penguin on it.
Yours to
make
, yours to break.Good one!
Can’t believe it’s not Windows.
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I would totally play that
“Your Computer”.
I think that depends on the hardware but yes.
“It does exactly what you tell it to do.”
- Remove kernel.
- Ok.