- 45% chance: Random 3D printed cosmetic item
- 45% chance: Uncommon keyboard loot box
- 10% chance: Legendary keyboard loot box
None, I self-destruct when defeated
Haha, got ya beat; I self-destruct when I win OR lose 😹
A bunch of replacement organs that would look nice on first look but would actually drain your stamina at 5 % per year.
A pair of glasses that nobody else can see through, a fixed size watch that will only fit the smallest of wrists, and a mostly empty wallet with cryptic notes in it going back over a decade.
This is really intriguing for some reason… do you live in the eu?:)
Nope, Gulf Coast USA. But yep, that plus a couple other items would be my loot.
I also have a couple fun cards in my wallet, one is a Fresnel magnifying lens, which can be used to start fires, and another card is a folding pocket knife.
Edit: Also a multitool plus a spiked watch wristband coming up very soon. I’m not a fan of metal detectors LOL!
A pair of black Timberlands, a bag of salted peanuts, and a copy of the Codex Borgia in English. All item qualities are grey to white.
I feel like Codex Borgia would be a legendary item
I love it, but it’s the easiest Mesoamerican Codex to get copies of. I do have a 5% chance of dropping a copy of the Codex Nuttall and that’s at least an orange quality.
A suit of armor that looks very different when you put it on depending on your gender.
Random electronics components, tools, or sex toys.
Those are all the same item though. Unless you have more than one…
I have too many of each of those things, with more on the way. Literally, in the mail right now.
In the ultimate synthesis of things, I’m currently working on building a new bed frame/headboard. I’m building one that has flip down cushions at the headboard with storage behind them, and a shelf (or two) up top. It’ll have integrated sensors/buttons and lights for reading, viewing inside the storage area and adding mood lighting to the room. It’ll have a lot of available power inside the storage area, so we can keep our sex toys stored and charged there, and not in the bathroom where we have to wonder if we’ve hidden things appropriately before we have company, in totes (where they get forgotten) or like, on our bedside, where they wind up with dust or stolen by a pet that thinks it’s a chew toy. Oh, and it’ll have hard points, obviously.
Trick question, I will never be defeated.
Please don’t mug me.
Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750 Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200 Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150 Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15 Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15 Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10 Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10 Cash | - | Common | $33-$83 Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5 Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5 Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0
This guy securities
Is a phone really legendary if every person you kill drops one? 🤔
It’s legendary to me. Don’t rarity shame my loot table.
No loot, just 3 exp
Egg
a second, smaller me - and their loot is an even smaller me
“I’m filled with tinier men!”
- 3 copper
- 1 Linen Cloth
- 1 Crucial BX500
Truly worthless items
- phone
- watch
- handkerchief
- wallet
- sigh of relief
- performance of “screw you guys, I’m goin’ home”
Common