• Riskable
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    38 months ago
    • 45% chance: Random 3D printed cosmetic item
    • 45% chance: Uncommon keyboard loot box
    • 10% chance: Legendary keyboard loot box
  • Rokin
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    68 months ago

    None, I self-destruct when defeated

  • Björn Tantau
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    98 months ago

    A bunch of replacement organs that would look nice on first look but would actually drain your stamina at 5 % per year.

  • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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    238 months ago

    A pair of glasses that nobody else can see through, a fixed size watch that will only fit the smallest of wrists, and a mostly empty wallet with cryptic notes in it going back over a decade.

      • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Nope, Gulf Coast USA. But yep, that plus a couple other items would be my loot.

        I also have a couple fun cards in my wallet, one is a Fresnel magnifying lens, which can be used to start fires, and another card is a folding pocket knife.

        Edit: Also a multitool plus a spiked watch wristband coming up very soon. I’m not a fan of metal detectors LOL!

  • Mister Neon
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    8 months ago

    A pair of black Timberlands, a bag of salted peanuts, and a copy of the Codex Borgia in English. All item qualities are grey to white.

    • Rokin
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      48 months ago

      I feel like Codex Borgia would be a legendary item

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        I love it, but it’s the easiest Mesoamerican Codex to get copies of. I do have a 5% chance of dropping a copy of the Codex Nuttall and that’s at least an orange quality.

  • Boozilla
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    128 months ago

    A suit of armor that looks very different when you put it on depending on your gender.

      • @Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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        28 months ago

        I have too many of each of those things, with more on the way. Literally, in the mail right now.

        In the ultimate synthesis of things, I’m currently working on building a new bed frame/headboard. I’m building one that has flip down cushions at the headboard with storage behind them, and a shelf (or two) up top. It’ll have integrated sensors/buttons and lights for reading, viewing inside the storage area and adding mood lighting to the room. It’ll have a lot of available power inside the storage area, so we can keep our sex toys stored and charged there, and not in the bathroom where we have to wonder if we’ve hidden things appropriately before we have company, in totes (where they get forgotten) or like, on our bedside, where they wind up with dust or stolen by a pet that thinks it’s a chew toy. Oh, and it’ll have hard points, obviously.

  • Sabata
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    Please don’t mug me.

    Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750
    Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200
    Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150
    Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15
    Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15
    Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10
    Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10
    Cash | - | Common | $33-$83
    Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5
    Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5
    Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0
    
    • dream_weasel
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      58 months ago

      Is a phone really legendary if every person you kill drops one? 🤔

      • Sabata
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        8 months ago

        It’s legendary to me. Don’t rarity shame my loot table.

  • tiredofsametab
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    58 months ago
    • phone
    • watch
    • handkerchief
    • wallet
    • sigh of relief
    • performance of “screw you guys, I’m goin’ home”