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BerenstainsMonster to solarpunk [email protected] • 6 months ago

The deer aren't crossing the road

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The deer aren't crossing the road

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BerenstainsMonster to solarpunk [email protected] • 6 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    48•6 months ago

    We get this in my hometown - people see the place, decide they want to live in the forest. They clearcut a chunk of it and build their house. Then when a bear wanders into their new yard (following the same territory it always has) they call the cops.

    • @[email protected]
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      The way you describe it, it sounds like they should be clearing out the entire forest not just a chunk of it 💀

      edit: I didn’t say that I think they should, fwiw.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•6 months ago

        They’re doing their level best.

    • @[email protected]
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      18•6 months ago

      To… jail the deer?

      • @[email protected]
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        16•6 months ago

        No, to jail the bear!

        • @[email protected]
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          9•6 months ago

          Overread the bear, thought it was deer.

          Edit: not beer.

          • @[email protected]
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            Too late, both the deer and the bear are now in jail while the cops drink the beer.

          • @[email protected]
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            4•6 months ago

            Let’s settle on a dear.

      • @[email protected]
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        18•6 months ago

        I don’t even know. I guess folks from the suburbs would call the cops and get an animal control officer to come out if they saw a bear in their yard? But my town was way too small to have animal control - theres like 2 cops and the emergency system switches over to the state troopers at night.

        And again, bears live in the woods, of you build your house in their woods they’re gonna walk on your deck occasionally.

  • humble peat digger
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    3•6 months ago

    Gee oh my. I guess we shouldn’t drive cars anymore.

    • BerenstainsMonsterOP
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      1•6 months ago

      Yes.

  • /home/pineapplelover
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    13•6 months ago

    Same thing happened with the Mexicans. They didn’t cross the border, the border crossed them.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•6 months ago

    The best experiences i had with deer was when i was fishing. they just chilled around me and wondered what the fuck is this human doing in our home. It was nice to share the time with them as no one else was there and it was quiet

  • @[email protected]
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    26•6 months ago

    Technically they are jaywalking so this would be a fawnlonie

    • @[email protected]
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      8•6 months ago

      Why did I laugh at this?? I THOUGHT I HAD STANDARDS!

      • @[email protected]
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        6•6 months ago

        Don’t stop yourself from experiencing joy, it’s rare enough.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•6 months ago

    What a double crossed world :)

  • @[email protected]
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    28•6 months ago

    Depending on your frame of reference, the road is crossing the deer.

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      5•6 months ago

      The deer are cross with the road, too

      • @[email protected]
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        1•6 months ago

        From a certain point of view

  • @[email protected]
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    12•6 months ago

    Both are correct

    • MacN'Cheezus
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      1•6 months ago

      I can agree on that

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    25•6 months ago

    I wanna know how deer are taught to read the deer crossing signs so they know that’s where they are supposed to cross.

    • Johanno
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      16•6 months ago

      Deers are the ones who put those signs down.

      And they are shocked when you drive too fast, so they wait until you drive by and then they jump in front of your car in order to tell you to drive slower.

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    3•6 months ago

    I dream of a road paved with deer.

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  • @[email protected]
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    2•6 months ago

    What’s this from?

    • humble peat digger
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      1•6 months ago

      Autism speaks

  • @[email protected]
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    True, but fuck deer. Prion-ridden idiots, the lot of them.

    • SkaveRat
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      4•6 months ago

      Stupid horned horses

    • @[email protected]
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      3•6 months ago

      I live around deer forests and they always seem pretty street smart all things considered, pheasants on the other hand. . .

    • @[email protected]
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      10•6 months ago

      Do not fuck deers

      • Billegh
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        3•6 months ago

        Um… Oops…

  • Track_ShovelM
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    7•6 months ago

    I really like this one

  • Steal Wool
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    3•6 months ago

    Deep

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