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We get this in my hometown - people see the place, decide they want to live in the forest. They clearcut a chunk of it and build their house. Then when a bear wanders into their new yard (following the same territory it always has) they call the cops.
The way you describe it, it sounds like they should be clearing out the entire forest not just a chunk of it 💀
edit: I didn’t say that I think they should, fwiw.
They’re doing their level best.
To… jail the deer?
No, to jail the bear!
Overread the bear, thought it was deer.
Edit: not beer.
Too late, both the deer and the bear are now in jail while the cops drink the beer.
Let’s settle on a dear.
I don’t even know. I guess folks from the suburbs would call the cops and get an animal control officer to come out if they saw a bear in their yard? But my town was way too small to have animal control - theres like 2 cops and the emergency system switches over to the state troopers at night.
And again, bears live in the woods, of you build your house in their woods they’re gonna walk on your deck occasionally.
Gee oh my. I guess we shouldn’t drive cars anymore.
Yes.
Same thing happened with the Mexicans. They didn’t cross the border, the border crossed them.
The best experiences i had with deer was when i was fishing. they just chilled around me and wondered what the fuck is this human doing in our home. It was nice to share the time with them as no one else was there and it was quiet
Technically they are jaywalking so this would be a fawnlonie
Why did I laugh at this?? I THOUGHT I HAD STANDARDS!
Don’t stop yourself from experiencing joy, it’s rare enough.
What a double crossed world :)
Depending on your frame of reference, the road is crossing the deer.
The deer are cross with the road, too
From a certain point of view
Both are correct
I can agree on that
I wanna know how deer are taught to read the deer crossing signs so they know that’s where they are supposed to cross.
Deers are the ones who put those signs down.
And they are shocked when you drive too fast, so they wait until you drive by and then they jump in front of your car in order to tell you to drive slower.
I dream of a road paved with deer.
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What’s this from?
Autism speaks
True, but fuck deer. Prion-ridden idiots, the lot of them.
Stupid horned horses
I live around deer forests and they always seem pretty street smart all things considered, pheasants on the other hand. . .
Do not fuck deers
Um… Oops…
I really like this one
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