Yippee Kay Yay… (The only movie that doesn’t depresses me in Xmas)

  • Altima NEO
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    284 months ago

    I mean if a movie like It’s A Wonderful Life can be a Christmas movie, despite most of it not having anything to do with Christmas, then so can Die Hard.

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    24 months ago

    Technically it is set during Christmas, but it’s not about Christmas. But a movie tons of people like to watch at Christmastime is a Christmas movie.

    • JackbyDev
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      14 months ago

      It has Christmas music in the soundtrack, the b plot is about family mending, and it takes place during a Christmas party.

      • Lovable Sidekick
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        24 months ago

        Yeah but IMO those trappings don’t make it a Christmas movie. Die Hard is an action movie people like to watch around Christmas, which is all a movie needs to make it a Christmas movie. I mean there’s porn that features Santa’s naughty elves, but nobody watches it to get into the Christmas spirit.

        • JackbyDev
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          4 months ago

          You might not, but it doesn’t mean other people don’t. Elf is a Christmas themed family movie the same way Die Hard is a Christmas themed action movie.

          Saying that first line as someone who has written some holiday themed smut before.

          • Lovable Sidekick
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            14 months ago

            Some conversations are people just saying what they think and not offering airtight, irrefutable proofs.

    • don
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      14 months ago

      Correct answer. The rest die hard.

  • @[email protected]
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    144 months ago

    Hell yeah! Of course, best Christmas movie ever. Multicasting it over the corporate network since last Monday and won’t kill the process before 2025!

    now i’ve got a machine gun ho ho ho!

    • JackbyDev
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      14 months ago

      Yesss, I always forget that one! Have you seen Gremlins 2?

  • @[email protected]
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    284 months ago

    subtract chrismas from the plot: you have no chrismas party filling a finished floor of the office tower with future hostages; you have no cross-county traveling hero to save-the-day. becomes a six page script and an easy in-and-out for snape and co.

  • lime!
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    34 months ago

    the best classifier i’ve heard is “christmas movies are movies you would feel weird watching any other time of the year”.

  • @[email protected]
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    I don’t wanna be the party pooper here, but Die Hard is a specifically American Christmas Movie. I’m not saying that other people can’t or shouldn’t enjoy it as a Christmas Movie if so inclined.

    But as a German what we “traditionally” watch as Christmas Movies/Shows is something completely different (though also varying greatly from region to region and family to family. I for one still enjoy “Weihnachten bei den Hoppenstedts” a lot my father mostly insists on seeing “Familie Heinz Becker feiert Weihnachten”. A movie a lot of people consider to be a Christmas Movie as far as I can tell is “Drei Haselnüsse für Aschenbrödel”.

    Again I’m not saying that people can’t consider “American” Christmas Movies as their own or make them their traditions a friend of mine insists that “In Bruges” is the ultimate Christmas Movie. I just think saying “We all agree” is making it to simple

    Edit: Read some more comments and maybe I misunderstood the premise. I’m not saying “Die Hard is not a Christmas Movie” what I’m trying to say is “Christmas Movies are what people make their Christmas Movie regardless of if they are Christmas-y” if I started watching Shrek at every Christmas it would be my Christmas Movie. But I feel what OP wanted to say was “There are Movies that are considered Christmas Movies because of the content and Die Hard should be considered one of them”.

    • JackbyDev
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      14 months ago

      what I’m trying to say is “Christmas Movies are what people make their Christmas Movie regardless of if they are Christmas-y”

      It’s more Christmasey than you may remember, when is the last time you watched it?

    • @[email protected]
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      44 months ago

      I think the joke is that Die Hard obviously isn’t a traditional Christmas movie. But the story is literally set at Christmas. Many people like Die Hard more than traditional Christmas movies, so when their family members start voting om which Christmas movie to watch this year, they steadfastly nominate Die Hard with the argument that “it really is a Christmas movie, the internet agrees”

  • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘
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    4 months ago

    Edit: not sure I’ve ever been downvoted for agreeing with the main question hahahaha classic

  • @[email protected]
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    No, we agree that “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” is a fun proposition to entertain, either because it’s edgy and freaks the mundanes with its audacious disregard for cherished norms, or (more recently) because it’s a fun meme, with own line of commercially available ugly Christmas sweaters and knowingly ironic greeting cards. Though the meme eventually will become so overexposed that quoting from Die Hard on Christmas will become as basic and mid as dressing up in a Santa costume and drunkenly making an arse of yourself with several hundred similarly attired dudes.

    • @[email protected]
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      44 months ago

      It’s a movie about a man attending a Christmas party in order to patch things up with his wife and spend the holidays among his family. But the only way to do that, and to defeat the greedy villain, is to let go of their pride. And also there’s guns and stuff.

      It’s a Christmas movie in the same way Addams family is a wholesome family. They obviously are, and you only disagree if you’re unable to look past the surface.

      • @[email protected]
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        34 months ago

        Everyone keeps saying that, but it could be a random party. It’s not particularly important that the party is Christmas, the company could be having an Easter celebration or even just a random party for a specific milestone for the company. As far as I remember, there’s nothing particular about being Christmas other than the decorations.

        • @[email protected]
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          44 months ago

          Thats a pretty thin argument. “If you replace this part of the movie, it could be completely different!”

          Is home alone not a christmas movie because they also could have taken any vacation and left their kid at home?

          • @[email protected]
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            34 months ago

            Home alone has to be set during Christmas, these are crucial parts of the plot:

            • The entire block travels at the same time
            • Houses have decorations, which are used as traps
            • Houses have lights that turn on at a specific time
            • It has to be set during winter

            So if you could have a different holiday during winter where lots of people decorate their houses to turn on lights at a specific time, then it wouldn’t necessarily be a Christmas movie. Otherwise you need to change crucial points of the plot.

            Other examples are Jingle all the way or Nightmare before Christmas you can’t change the Christmas theme in those movies. I mean, you can but you’ll end up with a very different movie. Whereas if you change Christmas on Die Hard for any other party event only the decoration changes, the plot of the movie would be essentially the same.

        • JackbyDev
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          14 months ago

          “If Elf was about a human raised by bunnies and then Buddy helped a family learn the true meaning of Easter it would be an Easter movie! So Elf isn’t a Christmas movie.”

          That’s what this argument sounds like to me. You’re hyper focusing on one tiny element of the story. Yes, there are not many Christmas parts, but taken together they are sufficient to make a Christmas movie. If the party wasn’t Christmas themed you’d still have Christmas themed misic and a movie about a man trying to fix his family (super common Christmas trope).

      • @[email protected]
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        124 months ago

        That’s a glib technicality, but not sufficient to make it a “Christmas movie” in the usual sense. The Christmas party is a plot device, and could have been replaced with a different one without significantly altering the plot of the film.

    • JackbyDev
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      14 months ago

      While I agree that people shouting about it being a Christmas movie is annoying, it definitely is a Christmas movie. It has all the trappings of a Christmas movie and Christmas music is in the score.

  • @[email protected]
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    184 months ago

    Why Die Hard is a Christmas Movie:

    • there’s a grinch who spoils the party
    • “You’re, uh…?” “Clay. Bill Clay.” (checks directory to see if naughty or nice)
    • need help? call a plump do-gooder (the cop at the donut shop)
    • anxiously expecting a vehicle to land on the roof
    • “It’s Christmas, Theo! It’s the time of miracles, so be of good cheer!”
    • a good guy climbs down the chimney / elevator shaft
    • @[email protected]
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      54 months ago

      Also, it’s about a man attending a party in order to fix his family, and he needs to learn to let go of his pride. Classic Christmas movie message.

      • @[email protected]
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        74 months ago

        Jumping on here, because this is often overlooked. If you didn’t know the title of the film, and someone played the first 20 mins to you you’d expect a hallmark film. Going to see the estranged wife, trying to repair a relationship, the awkwardness at the Christmas party.

        The whole thing subverts Christmas movie tropes. It’s not just an action movie set at Christmas. It’s a Christmas movie which gets hijacked.

        Even the final scene plays on the parody with the ‘snow’ falling, the comedy comeuppance for the nuisance bad guy, and then they kiss and drive off as ‘let it snow’ plays.

        • Hossenfeffer
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          24 months ago

          If only there were Lemmy gold…

          The best I can do is the ol’ feddit.uk handjob. Handshake, I meant handshake!

    • JackbyDev
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      24 months ago

      Real reasons:

      1. Happens during a Christmas party.
      2. Christmas music in the score.
      3. B plot involves family mending which is a common trope of Christmas movies.
  • @[email protected]
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    204 months ago

    There are 2 kinds of people, those who say die hard is a Christmas movie, and those who are wrong.