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I wonder what it says under that grey bar. No way to tell.
Proper uncensored version thanks to @[email protected]
Couldn’t find a wild uncensored version, so here’s an edited version. #FuckCensorship
Ohhhh i thought it said duck and I was confused
What a quack.
Wow way to suck Google images
Circle to search is surprisingly good
Pftt I’m not afraid of a drink!
Thank god
As all things should be (unless unwanted)
If you post censored shit I’m going to PM you shittingdicknipples and lemonparty.
/shakes tiny fist wistfully
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
You’ll touch my dick and you’ll like it goddammit
I hold a duck once, didn’t know it was that widespread.
Brag much.
Skin renews every vew days.
So what? And I also wash my hands regularly. The point still stands. It’s not gross, it’s just a fact.
Ah but is it still the same hand?
I just stated a fact too.
Mine has a dick in it pretty regularly. The point is still valid…
The fact you said “a dick” and not “my dick” 🤨
Gay, and bisexual people exist, ya know.
And women
No I don’t.
Straight, or bi women? Sure, there might be some. Allegedly.
Sometimes it’s more than one. 🫢
Every time you shake someone’s hand, remember statistically some of them were fingering pussy or touching dick more recently than the last time they washed their hands. The more you know 🌈
thats why i dont shake hands anymore.
Me too. When in a social situation where it unavoidable I do it but then always wonder how many dicks has this hand handled
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Mine has also been up to the wrist in vagina, with moderate colon (limited to the digits). I let people know this before they shake my hand, in the spirit of transparency.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Counterpoint: a greater number have touched a vagina (but that framing doesn’t obsess over a woman’s sexual purity, so, clearly less important)
Counter counter point: a great number of dicks have touched a vagina
Present company excluded
Everyone has touched a vagina. You at least passed one on the way out.
Not people who were born via Caesarean.
The amount of technical correctness in this post is out of this world
That one pissed off Macbeth, too.
profound.
I should hope so. If somebody shook my hand and, while maintaining eye contact, and confessed they’ve been free-willying every pee of their life, hands behand their head, I would have to seriously reconsider our relationship.
