I’ve seen some unhinged shit on insta today but none of that could have prepared me for this

Shh no no, let them believe that so they won‘t reproduce

You mean codebass?

A decision between cringe and depression

In Scheiße stehen

Leck Eier

Did he stop congestion pricing now? Or did he “stop” it like he “stopped” the russian-ukrainian war?

I just non chalantly opened a rule 34 link on the train. Just send me to horny jail.

My feed is full of these memes which perfectly sums up my mood after 2,5h of sleep and having to cycle to work at -9°C.

I’m still trying to figure out if that’s funny or depressing.

How it feels leaving the festival and being among normal people again.

Wählt Die PARTEI, denn sie ist sehr gut.

send it

Does film actually degrade once it‘s developed? I know it get‘s less light sensitive and shifts color over time but doesn‘t this only apply to undeveloped film?

Oops

I’ll travel several hours into the future and it only takes me one bottle of vodka.

Ich nach dem Aufstehen vs Ich nach der Arbeit

I get why this is really ironic and funny but it still feels wrong to laugh at

And asbestos in the walls? And said cigarettes were healthy?

Das letzte Windows auf meinen Computer das steht mittlerweile fest

Since my colleagues have missed the invention of Deodorant and washing themselves I’d beg to differ.