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The Picard Maneuver to Dad [email protected]English • 6 months ago

I love melons so much

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I love melons so much

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The Picard Maneuver to Dad [email protected]English • 6 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    8•6 months ago

    ugh

  • @[email protected]
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    6•6 months ago

    Rock, melon-slice!

  • Billegh
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    4•6 months ago

    Muskmelon?

  • @[email protected]
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    25•6 months ago

    • @[email protected]
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      6•6 months ago

      Me

  • @[email protected]
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    12•6 months ago

    ::groan::

    ::upvote::

  • Amber Rose🌹
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    2•6 months ago

    My favorite 😋😋

  • @[email protected]
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    3•6 months ago

    Pop culture references that popped in my mind:

    “Cantaloupe? Yes I can! 🎶”

    “A cantaloupe!! The lowliest of fruits!”

  • @[email protected]
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    16•6 months ago

    Rockmelon?

  • @[email protected]
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    2•6 months ago

    Canoe?

  • @[email protected]
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    22•6 months ago

    melon slice

  • @[email protected]
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    27•6 months ago

    Are unable to marry?

    • rockerface 🇺🇦
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      109•6 months ago

      Cantaloupe (can’t elope)

      • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ
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        1•6 months ago

        ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.

      • @[email protected]
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        22•6 months ago

        Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•6 months ago

        Oh dear that’s terrible

        • rockerface 🇺🇦
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          8•6 months ago

          I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out

          • @[email protected]
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            2•6 months ago

            That was much much better

      • Nightwatch Admin
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        4•6 months ago

        Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.

    • dditty
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      7•6 months ago

      Are forbidden to wed?

      • tate
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        4•6 months ago

        Are barred from matrimony?

  • @[email protected]
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    16•6 months ago

    Honey, do.

  • @[email protected]
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  • @[email protected]
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    • DUMBASS
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      6•6 months ago

      Way to early to ask for a threesome.

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    12•6 months ago

    Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?

    • @[email protected]
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      6•6 months ago

      In French melon is the name for cantaloupe 🤔

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