• originalucifer
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    158 months ago

    texas once again proving they are one of the greatest concentrations of cowards.

  • @[email protected]
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    218 months ago

    Does Texas employ door-to-door dildo inspectors?

    Is there a state office of dildo regulations, wieghts, and measures?

  • @[email protected]
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    138 months ago

    what is not fair is that all texans have at least one dildo as long as elon resides there.

  • Phoenixz
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    168 months ago

    The very people that come up with these pearl clutch laws are the same people who also want to legalize marrying 12 year olds. But won’t anyone think of the children, PLEASE!

  • partial_accumen
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    148 months ago

    I’m interested in seeing a judicial decision on whether a double ended dildo counts as one dildo or two dildos.

    If you create a religion with a dildo being recognized by your dogma as official iconography, could you unlock “unlimited dildos” based upon religious freedom exceptions?

    • nocturne
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      98 months ago

      Bonus points if the religion is a sect of christanity.

  • @[email protected]
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    278 months ago

    I don’t agree, but I’ve also literally never seen a sex toy for sale in Walmart. Like, is that a thing?

      • @[email protected]
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        78 months ago

        Last time I looked (years ago, admittedly) you’d also have to know what you were looking for to find it. Like a plain box with no pictures that just says “personal massager”. You can find racier stuff in a Spencer’s.

  • Angel Mountain
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    168 months ago

    Does my double-ended dildo count as one or two? Does size matter? Does a tarzan with bunny ears count as one or two? Does my hand count? How about a cucumber?

    So many questions.

    • @[email protected]
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      98 months ago

      At this rate they’ll need to define and standardize what constitutes a dildo so they can ban the right things. At what length is a dildo dangerously concealable? Do fully vibromatic dildos need to be more strictly controlled? Is a cucumber a dildo, or an AOP (Any Other Phallus)? Should doctor’s offices hold dildo buybacks?

    • Lovable Sidekick
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      148 months ago

      Finally found a quest I’m absolutely sure my D&D group has NEVER played before.

    • TheRealKuni
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      288 months ago

      This was one of the laws broken in Half As Interesting’s “Crime Spree,” which became the pilot of their series “Jet Lag: The Game.”

      If you have Nebula, it’s worth a watch.

  • @[email protected]
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    168 months ago

    It’s just like enforcing in-home nudity when the blinds are shut, how are they gonna enforce this?

  • @[email protected]
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    158 months ago

    I’m going to Texas and buying 50 dildos because fuck you that’s why (also I will be selling the dildos at a slight discount afterwards)