These people CAN’T BE SERIOUS!!!
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texas once again proving they are one of the greatest concentrations of cowards.
Small government, uh?
They’re protecting the children’s innocence!
Walmart has sex toys?
I have never seen one in walmart in my entire life.
Does Texas employ door-to-door dildo inspectors?
Is there a state office of dildo regulations, wieghts, and measures?
what is not fair is that all texans have at least one dildo as long as elon resides there.
The very people that come up with these pearl clutch laws are the same people who also want to legalize marrying 12 year olds. But won’t anyone think of the children, PLEASE!
And scream about “parents rights”
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I’m interested in seeing a judicial decision on whether a double ended dildo counts as one dildo or two dildos.
If you create a religion with a dildo being recognized by your dogma as official iconography, could you unlock “unlimited dildos” based upon religious freedom exceptions?
Bonus points if the religion is a sect of christanity.
In Texas, owning more dildos than guns is a crime. Probably.
They probably have some that are dual purpose.
I don’t agree, but I’ve also literally never seen a sex toy for sale in Walmart. Like, is that a thing?
look near the condoms. You’ll find some really basic and boring ones.
Last time I looked (years ago, admittedly) you’d also have to know what you were looking for to find it. Like a plain box with no pictures that just says “personal massager”. You can find racier stuff in a Spencer’s.
Does my double-ended dildo count as one or two? Does size matter? Does a tarzan with bunny ears count as one or two? Does my hand count? How about a cucumber?
So many questions.
At this rate they’ll need to define and standardize what constitutes a dildo so they can ban the right things. At what length is a dildo dangerously concealable? Do fully vibromatic dildos need to be more strictly controlled? Is a cucumber a dildo, or an AOP (Any Other Phallus)? Should doctor’s offices hold dildo buybacks?
I will personally develop a toy that juuuuuust skirts the edges of their definitions called a dildon’t. I see a glorious market in my future.
Ghost dildos?
who cares, ill send people more double ended dildos to fight against the law!
“So, what are you in for?”
“Seventh dildo.”
Finally found a quest I’m absolutely sure my D&D group has NEVER played before.
This was one of the laws broken in Half As Interesting’s “Crime Spree,” which became the pilot of their series “Jet Lag: The Game.”
If you have Nebula, it’s worth a watch.
It’s just like enforcing in-home nudity when the blinds are shut, how are they gonna enforce this?
I’m going to Texas and buying 50 dildos because fuck you that’s why (also I will be selling the dildos at a slight discount afterwards)
You know that State is infamous for capital punishment of innocent people, right? You may want to rethink your tactics
i sacrifice myself for the greater good of orgasms.
I think you can support the greater good of orgasms and filling of various orifices without sacrificing yourself tho
oh…ok
Sometimes they just let their people freeze to death and then blame obama
thanks obama
I don’t even think he was born here, but I really really really think that matters
