The solution is clearly to set up sex toy libraries.
…They would never interfere with libraries, right?
What about a service where you could rent sex toys through the mail? They would never interfere with mail delivery, right?
Sounds like the government wants to hoard most of the dildos to go fuck themselves. 🍆
Pretty sure you can’t be married more than 6 times either. Coincidence? I think not!
Snorted and almost choked on my coffee when I scrolled past this.
The worst part about this is that I’d rather Republicans waste time with pointless legislation such as this rather than something damaging that they could actually enforce.
Oh don’t worry. They’ll get around to doing that as well.
The lawmakers are afraid of the competition
Texas is weird.
Hypocrites! They do this tomfoolery but make classrooms hang up the approved lord and savior:
As long as there’s no more than 6 per student
But Jesus had 12 disciples.
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6 double-ended dildos are legal.
I’d like to see the legal statute that specifies that multi ended dildos are considered one dildo and that the other ends of said dildo do not count against the legally allowed number of dildos that a resident can own.
What if one broke in half, taking you over the limit?
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The passion of the dildo
“…the Spirit of God came upon him…”
New Exorcist reboot just dropped.
The Sexorcist
… Honestly, I bet that exists.
The real question is do I want to Google it or not…
This one’s a bit more tame: https://www.discogs.com/release/4322377-White-Zombie-La-Sexorcisto-Devil-Music-Vol-1
I was so fucking confused I kept seeing Tesla instead of Texas
Government so small it can fit in your bedroom!
How were they enforcing this?
It’s just a tack on when they do search warrants… oh we did not find any drugs but we found 7 dildos… Off to prison!
That’s not a dildo, it’s a stirring stick.
They’ll know I’m breaking the law, because I’ll be flying my custom gadsen flag with 7 dildoes on it that reads “Come and count them”
That just lets people know you have dildos to steal
Rules for thee but not for me, eh Sen. Cruz?
Great, now where am I gonna find BestValue dildos
To Target we go!
So its now illegal to have more than 6 bananas in your home in Texas?
Sigh, this is gonna be an awkward call to mom…
She’ll say “thanks a bunch” and get on with her day.
Will United Healthcare cover dildos if they are for medicinal purposes?
I am told Vibrators were invented to combat female hysteria.
These early vibrators became popular among the medical profession and were used for treating a wide variety of ailments in women and men including hysteria, arthritis, constipation, amenorrhea, inflammations, and tumors;
ROFL I need 6 because of… uh… constipation!
I would never have thought to go to walmart to buy a sex toy if I hadn’t seen them somewhat prominently displayed on my way towards the vitamin aisle.
Don’t most people just buy them online anyway? How the fuck would they even enforce this? The whole thing is a joke.
They’re criminalizing things more likely to be owned by people they’re trying to cleanse. Maybe cops show up and find you’ve exceeded your government allotted sex toy limit… would you lose your job? Your kids? Do you even call the cops? Do you hide the dildos in a gun safe and leave the guns out, to make the cops happy?
I find it hilarious that cops are going to start driving around with dildos in their car. You know, in case they need to plant one.
Rookie, sprinkle a little KY on him. Perfect.
It’s more of an excuse to pile more charges onto the types of people they don’t like.
While already in the house to investigate something (real or made up) it gives them an excuse to look through their underwear trying to find excuses to charge them.
Texas is ran by dildos so this is really just thinly veiled self preservation at this point
