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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

family rule

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family rule

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  • @[email protected]
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    40•2 years ago

    Why Elon has three legs.

    • @[email protected]
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      20•2 years ago

      it’s a tail, he took the catgirl serum

    • @[email protected]
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      12•2 years ago

      It’s not a third leg. It’s a third leg.

      • Hot Saucerman
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        4•2 years ago

        My leg! My leg! I can’t feel my third leg!

  • @[email protected]
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    41•2 years ago

    Would certainly be a win for humanity if those two fucks were to bugger off from Earth.

    • @[email protected]
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      Their influence would wane only by the delay it takes light to reach the Earth.

      We’d have overlord free holidays when the sun is between Earth and Mars.

  • @[email protected]
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    59•2 years ago

    They have the same face and the jacket wearing one has an extra leg coming out of his ass. Darkest timeline indeed.

    • massive_bereavement
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      21•2 years ago

      So you would say it’s accurate.

  • @[email protected]
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    29•2 years ago

    Is that a giant turd coming out?

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      Two!

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      A cat tail buttplug.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      No, musk isn’t coming out.

    • Regular Human
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      4•2 years ago

      “computer, pull up an image of musk shidding out his doodoo ass”

    • NotSteffen
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      10•2 years ago

      Third pant leg for his tail.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    Whatever, just don’t let Elon choose the name of the baby, please

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 years ago

    What a lovely scene

  • @[email protected]
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    30•2 years ago

    The AI couldn’t decide who tops, so both figures are Elmo and Zuck simultaneously. Like they got Brundlefucked.

    • @[email protected]
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      12•2 years ago

      This is their family, and their children committed incest.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•2 years ago

    delete this post this instant

  • krimsonbun
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    24•2 years ago

    Elon would be the one that carries the baby

    • @[email protected]
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      25•2 years ago

      He can’t deliver, his third leg would be in the way.

      • LEX
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        deleted by creator

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          Thank you for agreeing with me that any offspring of the two combined would result in nothing more than literal poop.

    • pancakes
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      7•2 years ago

      He does look more like a middle aged woman too.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    So why is Harland Williams watching Chris Evans do pottery?

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