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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 8 months ago

Types of IT guys

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Types of IT guys

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  • @[email protected]
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    5•8 months ago

    Can I please have a number 3 + number 4?

  • @[email protected]
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    8•8 months ago

    • @[email protected]
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      The Inquisition has no power over the Adeptus Mechanicus, meat sack!

  • @[email protected]
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    8•8 months ago

    I recognize these tropes except top right, who is he?

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      Trans masc guy in the office

    • @[email protected]
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      Lumberjack coffee programmer

      • Amber Rose🌹
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        3•8 months ago

        Lol

    • @[email protected]
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      3•8 months ago

      yiiking out

  • Sparky
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    73•8 months ago

    The bottom 2 seem accurate. Source: I’m an IT person

    • ms.lane
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      62•8 months ago

      The bottom two are just the top two at home.

      • @[email protected]
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        22•8 months ago

        Can confirm I am 2 and 4

        • Sparky
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          8•8 months ago

          Same…

    • @[email protected]
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      57•8 months ago

      Cyber security eh?

    • Fuck u/spez
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      2•8 months ago

      deleted by creator

      • spicy pancake
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        *cocks gun* choose a fursona

        • Fuck u/spez
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          5•8 months ago

          My comment is still visible?!‽

          Oh God oh shit oh fuck

        • @[email protected]
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          8•8 months ago

          You have a cock gun?

          • spicy pancake
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            1•8 months ago

            :3

          • @[email protected]
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            2•8 months ago

            If you clean it too aggressively, it’ll go off sometimes

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              1•8 months ago

              Only sometimes?

  • @[email protected]
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    37•8 months ago

    Doesn’t have the guy who seems to always be asleep at the desk but is also somehow the most efficient IT worker.

    • @[email protected]
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      39•8 months ago

      Why do you think they have time to sleep?

      • @[email protected]
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        3•8 months ago

        I generally sleep during the day, skips the useless meetings. Then I go to the office around 8pm and crank out profit for my corporate overlords. They (mostly) understand it’s better for them this way, and I meet all the expectations of office attendance and social gatherings.

      • knightly the Sneptaur
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        9•8 months ago

        If IT is doing everything right then most of the time there won’t be much for them to do. I’d much rather they spent most of their time waiting for incident tickets than constantly putting out fires.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•8 months ago

    Is that a zebra.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•8 months ago

      They’re a fluffy dragon, white fur with black fur pattern

      • @[email protected]
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        6•8 months ago

        Do furries mind if you pet them

        • LousyCornMuffins
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          1•8 months ago

          I think you’d have to ask the person. I wore a dragon suit for a play, and I would have disliked anyone (except the people I was crushing on) petting me.

          • @[email protected]
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            2•8 months ago

            where furry convention near me

            • KillingTimeItself
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              1•8 months ago

              ask googler. Or find your local furry, i’m sure they would know.

              • @[email protected]
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                1•8 months ago

                google how pet

                • KillingTimeItself
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                  2•8 months ago

                  uhm, it says “with hands”

  • Midnight Wolf
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    5•8 months ago

    …hello

  • @[email protected]
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    2•8 months ago

    Top right is the guy I want to be! Total chad!

    • @[email protected]
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      I don’t get what top right is supposed to be. Or bottom left for that matter

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    Why are there 3 or 4 pictures of Vaush?

  • @[email protected]
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    What’s the stereotype with top right?

    Asking because if I had to lump myself somewhere, it’s that one.

    But if it sucks… I guess I’ll go wear a sailor uniform.

    • @[email protected]
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      The “lumberjack” style / hipster.

      • @[email protected]
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        12•8 months ago

        Ew… Gross.

        I’ll wear the femboi outfit.

        • @[email protected]
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          6•8 months ago

          Well now you’re just gonna attract bears.

          • KillingTimeItself
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            1•8 months ago

            they’re not even in the woods anymore? What?

      • @[email protected]
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        8•8 months ago

        Yeah thanks Gilfoyle!

  • @[email protected]
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    4•8 months ago

    OwO

  • @[email protected]
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    It’d be more realistic if it was a Venn diagram with muscle bro and sailor moon girl. I’d be in the middle.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•8 months ago

    That’s me

  • Python
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    90•8 months ago

    They’re all the same person

  • @[email protected]
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    39•8 months ago

    Why are you showing us the same person 4 times?

    • @[email protected]
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      3•8 months ago

      Starts out as top left, starts taking care of himself and going to the gym, reaches top right and keeps going until getting to bottom left. Meanwhile the bottom right picture gets skinnier over time.

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