yup I bit it
Conservatives, you have fucked up, because I didn’t even get surprised by this, it really just seemed like something you guys would do these days.
Ate the onion.
Fuck, yeah it got me too
(in fairness i’m tipsy rn)
100% something they’d do, which makes it even easier to swallow the onion
I think this site also had a really funny article about an alpha male that touched a tampon and ended up in an ER.
damn, good thing I’m a woman. sending my condolences to the victim and his family
Bro had UHC too
Honest question. At what point do people proclaim this? Did you read the article or did you internally respond before checking the source?
No. You read the headline, and react. Just the same as any other article. Then you see the community posted, laugh, and reply “ate the onion”.
See in the 90s, the whole point of the onion (the actual original paper distributed onion newsletter) was to grab peoples attention and fool them into thinking it’s a real headline.
Thats what happened here. I believed it was a legit headline. Thus, I ate the onion.
It’s not fair, it sounds so plausible!
also fuckin at it (not completely sober)
Yeah, it is fucking sad to say that I had to double check and make sure this wasn’t a not-the-onion story.
Would sir like fries with that 🍟
“Don we now, our happy apparial!”
“Dom me now, on a homosexual barrel!”
Bro it was right there.
“Don we now, our hay apparel!”
The Flinstones theme safe?
Absolutely NOT. Fred Flintstone drove a zero-emissions vehicle, which is yabba-dabba-WOKE!
Technically, the power source for his vehicle does have an exhaust port that occasionally puts out methane gas.
Alternative fuel vehicle, barefoot, and earthen home? Woke af
That was addressed at the end of the article.
At press time, Governor DeSantis banned reruns of “The Flintstones” after learning the family was having a “gay old time” in every episode.
Why are you giving him ideas?
Oh, wait, that’s The Onion.
the hard times, but yeah, I almost bought it too.
What’s even the point of celebrating if the yuletide isn’t gay
Gay People Respond by Signing Bill to Remove Ron DeSantis
This onion tastes particularly oniony.
I had a nice bite myself.
Doh! I got caught out again.
Ok, I didn’t read the Community title and thought it was real. Because I trust him to do something like this. Or at least try it.
I was about to find the gayest apparel I could in reaction.
Thought it was real. Can’t blame me though.
Yeah, it’s sadly believable. Ron is that much of a culture war stoking prick.
People who thought this was real - don’t feel bad, it’s a reference to Florida’s REAL “Don’t Say Gay” law, enacted in 2023, that bans the word from public schools.
It’s not as common now but I’ve met somebody who’s first name is Gay.
Who’s that guy over there? Well that’s Homosexual Smith; the heterosexual.
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“The plane that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima was the Enola Homosexual”
I knew a woman whose first name was Gay but she always went by her middle name.
Actually Homosexual Smith sounds like a famous frontiersman or maybe an Old West preacher.
yeah… we’re cooked.
signed, a trans Floridian in highschool
The Flintstones have entered the chat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOULqadsJO8&t=16s edit: non-potato version
Oof, they got me on that one.
