Oh, wait, that’s The Onion.
the hard times, but yeah, I almost bought it too.
What’s even the point of celebrating if the yuletide isn’t gay
This onion tastes particularly oniony.
Doh! I got caught out again.
I had a nice bite myself.
The Flinstones theme safe?
That was addressed at the end of the article.
At press time, Governor DeSantis banned reruns of “The Flintstones” after learning the family was having a “gay old time” in every episode.
Absolutely NOT. Fred Flintstone drove a zero-emissions vehicle, which is yabba-dabba-WOKE!
Technically, the power source for his vehicle does have an exhaust port that occasionally puts out methane gas.
Alternative fuel vehicle, barefoot, and earthen home? Woke af
Ok, I didn’t read the Community title and thought it was real. Because I trust him to do something like this. Or at least try it.
I was about to find the gayest apparel I could in reaction.
How many Christmas songs are there that contain the word “gay”? I can’t think of any?
Make the yueltide gay
deck the halls
Now we don our gay apparel, la la la la la
The Flintstones have entered the chat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOULqadsJO8&t=16s edit: non-potato version
Lol I didn’t notice this was the Onion at first and genuinely thought this was real.
Yep. I bit it hard. Honestly, I’m mote surprised it isn’t real at this point. It’s totally something he’d do.
Oof, they got me on that one.
People who thought this was real - don’t feel bad, it’s a reference to Florida’s REAL “Don’t Say Gay” law, enacted in 2023, that bans the word from public schools.
It’s not as common now but I’ve met somebody who’s first name is Gay.
Who’s that guy over there? Well that’s Homosexual Smith; the heterosexual.
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“The plane that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima was the Enola Homosexual”
I knew a woman whose first name was Gay but she always went by her middle name.
Actually Homosexual Smith sounds like a famous frontiersman or maybe an Old West preacher.
yeah… we’re cooked.
signed, a trans Floridian in highschool
Why are you giving him ideas?
“Don we now, our happy apparial!”
“Dom me now, on a homosexual barrel!”
Bro it was right there.
“Don we now, our hay apparel!”
Wow, what ❄️ ❄️ snowflakes ❄️ ❄️
After the congresswoman actually turned out to be in memory care I don’t believe anything anymore. Not even my own name.
Yes, they should replace them with the word ‘homosexual’ to be more modern 😉
