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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 7 months ago

Merry Christmas Lemmy!

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Merry Christmas Lemmy!

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 7 months ago
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  • @RagnarokOnline@programming.dev
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    38•7 months ago

    That farthest one has seen some shit

    • @Slovene@feddit.nl
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      13•7 months ago

      Then he was inserted in the wrong hole.

    • Lem Jukes
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      18•7 months ago

      Bad doctor

      • @RagnarokOnline@programming.dev
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        4•7 months ago

        LOL

  • Denvil
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    7•7 months ago

    Lemmy do it for you

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      7•7 months ago

      Lemmy just take a peek up your cooter. Falalalala.

  • @rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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    4•7 months ago

    Hmmm

  • @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    31•7 months ago

    I hope you have a specular Xmas too.

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      4•7 months ago

      Thanks friend!

  • UnhingedFridge
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    7 months ago

    Rudolph with his nose so bright, dilates for better sight

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      17•7 months ago

      Won’t you scrape my cervix tonight?

      • @0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3•7 months ago

        Underrated comment!

  • @klemptor@startrek.website
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    10•7 months ago

    Hey anything’s better than the metal ones

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      4•7 months ago

      https://youtu.be/FjEn_M6dokQ?feature=shared

      • @Onionguy@lemm.ee
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        2•7 months ago

        …and I suggest you let that marinate!

  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1•7 months ago

    Reindeer skulls?

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      3•7 months ago

      Reindeer speculums!

  • LousyCornMuffins
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    4•7 months ago

    Googly eyes is right

  • @emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
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    6•7 months ago

    Thats funny. My girlfriend calls those “the duck” as in ‘i had to get assaulted by the duck again at that appointment’. I suppose reindeer works too though.

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