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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 6 months ago

That's a good one

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That's a good one

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 6 months ago
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  • AbsentBird
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    46•6 months ago

    Eating clocks is very time consuming.

  • @[email protected]
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    22•6 months ago

    I laughed at that more than one might expect.

  • @[email protected]
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    52•6 months ago

    Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.

    Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.

    It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      76•6 months ago

      You’re very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.

      • @[email protected]
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        10•6 months ago

        Oh damn you’re not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.

        • Victor
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          7•6 months ago

          Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

          • @[email protected]
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            7•6 months ago

            yes once, to gain its power. why?

            • @[email protected]
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              9•6 months ago

              Okay.

              • @[email protected]
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                3•6 months ago

                no

        • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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          7•6 months ago

          Uh, because it’s a waste of time!

      • @[email protected]
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        15•6 months ago

        You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•6 months ago

          Yeah, I get to have a life so he doesn’t have to.

  • LousyCornMuffins
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    2•6 months ago

    I reckon the AI has some kind of edible clock

  • @[email protected]
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    22•6 months ago

    Screenshot of a user saying "tell me a joke" and the ai telling a normal joke about a scarecrow

    every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I’m using and i always get a normal response :(

    I’m not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers

    • @[email protected]
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      1•6 months ago

      Use Old AI’s, smaller models, It works heavily on random so even if you set it up with exactly what they’re using, you won’t see that stuff all the time.

      You also have a higher chance of seeing bizarre stuff if you ask it about subject matter it’s not well trained on. A lot of the hallucinations come from essentially asking it a question to which it has no good answer, It doesn’t necessarily just miss the mark and come up with another likely answer, now when it generates it’s noise, you get whatever unlikely concept that comes out of the random.

    • @[email protected]
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      6 months ago

      It should have spaced outstanding to out standing. Otherwise not a bad dad/Christmas cracker joke

    • shastaxc
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      6 months ago

      Use an outdated LLM. You’ll notice the screenshot is from 3.5

    • @[email protected]
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      1•6 months ago

      What app is this?

      • @[email protected]
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        duck.ai website

        edit: using hermit app

        • @[email protected]
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          2•6 months ago

          Wow both of those look really useful, thanks for sharing!

    • @[email protected]
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      9•6 months ago

      I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say “Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They’re outstanding in their field” and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      5•6 months ago

      These LLMs can be very inconsistent.

  • @[email protected]
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    6 months ago

    Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha

    • @[email protected]
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      19•6 months ago

      Ironically, that’s the same reason I don’t trust LLMs.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•6 months ago

        I’m an LLM. You are an LLM. Everything is LLM

        • @[email protected]
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          2•6 months ago

          Yeah I don’t trust me your or anything either :)

  • zombie bubble kitty
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    68•6 months ago

    hey, Google did this one over a year ago!

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      66•6 months ago

      I’m guessing they keep interpreting “no” as “I don’t want to do this anymore” without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol

      • @[email protected]
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        26•6 months ago

        1000010380

        Yeah it seems it’s supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist “okay then” kind of joke

      • @[email protected]
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        35•6 months ago

        No

        • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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          38•6 months ago

          Okay.

          • @[email protected]
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            11•6 months ago

            Please tell me a joke

            • @[email protected]
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              12•6 months ago

              No

              • @[email protected]
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                14•6 months ago

                Okay.

                • @[email protected]
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                  6•6 months ago

                  knock knock

          • LousyCornMuffins
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            3•6 months ago

            Have you been an AI long?

  • @[email protected]
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    18•6 months ago

    Okay.

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
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      4•6 months ago

      No

      • @[email protected]
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        5•6 months ago

        Pop pop

        • @[email protected]
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          2•6 months ago

          The fact that you call it that.

          • @[email protected]
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            2•6 months ago

            There is always money in the banana stand!

        • @[email protected]
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          1•6 months ago

          Magnitude!

  • @[email protected]
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    5•6 months ago

    I DONT GET IT

    • @[email protected]
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      3•6 months ago

      No soap, radio!

      • @[email protected]
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        5•6 months ago

        Zooty, zoot-zoot!

        • @[email protected]
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          1•6 months ago

          I understood that reference!

  • PhobosAnomaly
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    13•6 months ago

    That one took me a minute.

    It should win a gong.

    It kept me ticking over, anyway.

    • Da Bald Eagul
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      16•6 months ago

      It’s very time consuming

  • @[email protected]
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    116•6 months ago

    Antihumour gold

    • Snot Flickerman
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      It’s like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger. I can hear it in his voice.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•6 months ago

        AHEM splash

  • @[email protected]
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    101•6 months ago

    Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

    No.

    Well, it’s about time you did!

    • Capt. Wolf
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      73•6 months ago

      I tried once… Total waste of time.

      • KingJalopy
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        55•6 months ago

        Very time consuming

        • @[email protected]
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          I had seconds.

          • @[email protected]
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            13•6 months ago

            Actually, that would…Wait a minute!

            • @[email protected]
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              15•6 months ago

              It is a bit alarming.

              • @[email protected]
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                4•6 months ago

                Spacetime

                • @[email protected]
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                  5•6 months ago

                  Reminds me of one of my favorite passages from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

                  Arthur Dent: “what’s causing all this?”

                  Ford Prefect: “eddies in the spacetime continuum”

                  Arthur Dent: “is he now?”

    • @[email protected]
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      7•6 months ago

      “Go eat a bowl of clocks.”

      • @[email protected]
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        2•6 months ago

        Hey, Try not to eat any clocks on your way through the parking lot!

        –clerks probably

  • @[email protected]
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    45•6 months ago

    Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.

  • @[email protected]
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    37•6 months ago

    That LLM can shitpost

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