Easily a Tesla. Any model.
God, this is tautogical at this point. In San Francisco, about 6 years ago, you suddenly saw Teslas beginning to do the asshole shit that BMWs were famous for.
By now, the infamous BMW drivers have been wholly replaced by Tesla drivers. I can’t remember the last time I saw a BMW do something assholish.
I mean the only people who could have realistically afforded a Tesla before the Model 3 was the same people who would have gotten Lexuses or BMWs and the only people who get them now are Muskets.
I mean yesterday I saw one use its turn signal and everything.
I mean Tesla was one of the first normal looking battery cars and when they came out that was before musk went full blown brain dead. Really you can’t judge all of em
Yeah, the problem is that they started to become status symbols, all of which are massive asshole magnets.
Do you think so? I don’t fully see that since they really are not all that expensive especially with the cheaper one. I just never thought of a Tesla that way before
I’ll give someone with an early model the benefit of the doubt as they might not have realised the heights his assholeness would reach and may have been trying to do right by the environment, but newer models and I’m going to judge you.
You never see their windows down because they don’t want to let their farts out.
Agreed. Teslas are just giant Elon Musk flags now. One big L for environmentalism, I suppose? lol
Seriously tho in the US you gotta always assume the cop is trigger happy because if you don’t your ass is gonna get turned into lead flavored swiss cheese.
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Maybe it’s just my area but if I see a 350z it’s straight piped and being driven like they learned in GTA
Just sent this to my cop friend. A little burnt, he did find it funny.
(EU) SUVs. Are you insecure and too stupid to drive? GET A CAR 20% larger in every dimension so you can piss off the whole world with your incompetence.
I live in a Dutch city and there’s like 3 people here with dumbass cars like dode rams and everytime I see them the only thing I can think is damn you are an asshole. Those cars are ridiculous
These huge vehicles (I can’t call them cars anymore) also really don’t even fit our roads. Do these people only intend to use their cars on the freeway?
They often also don‘t fit on European parking lots.
They might just be Americans. Oh wait…
Totally true, I always thought that would be the case but there really are studies that confirm this.
Where I live an SUV is a must or everybody will bully you in the road. Public transportation drivers are just bad people here.
Or do you have a genuine reason that makes them advantageous?
I have an SUV because:
- my mother in law has mobility issues and struggles to get in/out of a saloon.
- my wife has neck issues and the higher driving position is better for her
- I like it (ok, that could make me an arsehole)
Truth is that mine (BMW X1) is at most 5cm bigger in any dimension, if at all, than the car on which it is based (Mini Cooper). The extra size is an optical illusion.
That’s similar to why I hav an SUV. My dad has mobility issues and has a scooter to help him get around. The SUV is higher off the ground making it easier to get in and out while the larger cargo space can hold the scooter and anything else (groceries, luggage, etc).
Also - the mass and form of an SUV makes them a good option in terms of safety. Smaller vehicles get crunched like pop cans, and trucks get sandwiched by their own bed if you hit a solid object.
Making yourself safer by making everyone else less safe still seems like an asshole move to me?
Bumper height should have been regulated on city roads, then we wouldn’t have gotten this escalation. Work truck, sure. If you need one, you need one. But people who drive a massive gas guzzler to park it at the office and go up the elevator to work?
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Sure, but not caring that you are the problem makes you an asshole, right? That was the original question. So the point stands.
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Yeah time to buy a rifle and shoot you in the head because it makes everyone that is not an asshole and you safer…ever considered that?
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“I do not care if it makes other less safe”
So after you have stated that you are literally an anti social sociopath you ask how permanently removing you from societly would be good for everyone else. Ok. I put this as blunt as possible so it is easy to understand, but obviously you need coloured pictures and a helper?
Actually no. SUVs are great at murdering the drivers of other cars, they do not in fact protect you any better. Its just a big blow up dick for assholes.
Not sure that makes any difference really. As I said, the actually difference between my (admittedly mini) SUV and its corresponding saloon/hatchback is a few cm at most. Also, they all meet the same safety standards.
The difference between a proper car (BMW, Renault, etc) and a crap one (Dacia, Hyundai, etc) will make more difference than whether it is an SUV or a saloon. In either case, if the car was is newer than ~2000 it will be infinitely safer than what our parents shoved us into anyway.
Well then just block all roads and murder people while you are at it. A ok.
Did you read my post?
Would it be correct to sum up your post as: my family is so handicapped they can only drives SUVs, i am an asshole and need to talk about my COMPACT SUV because people in my life do not talk about it enough?
my car
All cops are bastards
Barbecue their dicks
Barbecue their dicks
All cops are bastards
Roast their penises yeah
Yeah yeah yeah!
Wasn’t expecting to see any Terrorgruppe here, but I’m always down with some short music for short people.
Tesla Nissan Altima Anything w/ modded exhaust Excursions/Expedition/Armadas Anything with political bumper stickers
Teslas, Pickup trucks, SUVs
This is probably two thirds of the vehicles I see in Austin… which probably has the worst drivers of any city I’ve lived in.
I drive a Tesla. I guess I’m an asshole for trying to pollute my immediate surroundings less.
No, you’re an asshole for whining
If you want to pollute less, then ride a bicycle.
I agree, but sadly many areas aren’t designed or safe for cyclists. Also some cyclists ride like assholes, making it worse for the rest of us.
On that topic, someone have a comfy seat recommendation for penis bearers? I sit on my seat for 2 minutes and things start going numb that shouldn’t go numb unless it’s playtime with my wife.
Tilt your seat nose down slightly, and find a seat that cups your bum well. I’m a bigger guy and this one works well for me by Fabric.
Thanks! I’ll try that!
Get a saddle with a cut out and go faster. More pressure on the pedals means less on you backside.
Strangely a saddle that appears more uncomfortable is usually more comfortable. All you want is to support you tail bones and nothing else. If it is applying pressure elsewhere, you will get discomfort.
Personally, I use Fizik saddles. They are not cheap, but they are amazing.
Thanks! I’ll look into them.
I fart. Quite a bit.
BMWs, all the time
Agreed… They will never let you in, never set their indicators… Nightmarish, ignorant drivers…
BMWs and blinkers are mutually exclusive.
Anything that makes VRROOOOOOM VROOOOOM noises when it doesn’t need to is almost certainly driven by an asshole.
Ehh, or someone that can’t afford to fix their exhaust (been there)
Yeah because some asshole thought he needed the cats more than I did 😮💨 and gave up not even half way.
meow
There definitely aren’t that many people with broken exhausts.
You can always tell which people do it on purpose because they’ll make sporty modifications to like a Camry or other low-end, beat up car and act like they’re fast just because they’re loud.
It’s always the type of cars you get after the “need for speed” tutorial mission… 🙃
chevy cobalt, vw golf or fiat punto
There definitely aren’t that many people with broken exhausts.
It’s pretty common in areas that put down a lot of salt in the winter. Usually takes a handful of winters but the exhaust is often one of the first things to succumb to the rust.
Idiots on motorcycles who rev in neighborhoods and parking lots are some of the biggest assholes.
Yes the giant ‘mufflers’ were bad enough, lately I’m seeing & hearing poorly tuned expensive sports cars. Mass incompetence or intentional noise maker? These thing are backfiring like crazy.
Any vehicle with the gold trim detailing. Always an asshole.
