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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 6 months ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    5•6 months ago

    should have posted this instead

  • @[email protected]
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    13•6 months ago

    “A huge ska fan. Pick it up.”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    73•6 months ago

    This is giving me a tromboner.

    • JackGreenEarth
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      8•6 months ago

      You want some sax?

    • @[email protected]
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      36•6 months ago

    • @[email protected]
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      2•6 months ago

      “Nobody likes Milhouse!”

  • @[email protected]
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    11•6 months ago

    DOOT DOOT

    • @[email protected]
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      3•6 months ago

      Thank Mr. Skeltal.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•6 months ago

      Thank Mr skeltal

  • @[email protected]
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    50•6 months ago

    “into ska”

  • @[email protected]
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    12•6 months ago

    A strumpet

  • IninewCrow
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    22•6 months ago

    You’ve joined a Mariachi band?

  • Karyoplasma
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    135•6 months ago

    That is not a horn. Purple correctly identified it as a trumpet.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      17•6 months ago

      A trumpet is a type of horn.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•6 months ago

        Yeah, fuck paraphyletic groups!

        • DankOfAmerica
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          1•6 months ago

          Just like phylogenetics and moleculargenetics are both biology, but astrophysics is not, though all 3 are natural sciences.

          • @[email protected]
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            3•6 months ago

            I was more thinking along the lines of birds being dinosaurs and humans being apes. Also you are a fish.

    • Ephera
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      6•6 months ago

      Could be a flügelhorn.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•6 months ago

        Looking at the size of the cone it could be one.

      • TXL
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        7•6 months ago

        No. Tubing and curl is wrong. It’s not quite right for a trumpet either, but having 16 pixels doesn’t give you gone much room for accuracy, I guess.

    • @[email protected]
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      49•6 months ago

      It’s pretty common to call all wind instruments horns in a band context, it is a trumpet but most musicians aren’t going to be mad at calling it a horn. Still a bad pick up line

      • @[email protected]
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        46•6 months ago

        Trumpeter here, I’d be insulted if I was called a horn. Might be regional, but that’s not common here. If we’re speaking about horns, it’s only French horns

        • Executive Chimp
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          11•6 months ago

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn_section

          Trumpets belong in a horn section

          • @[email protected]
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            6•6 months ago

            Trumpets are stored in the horns

          • @[email protected]
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            2•6 months ago

            Doesn’t look like that article says anything about trumpets to me. It does link to this article about horns, though: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horn_(instrument)

            That one says:

            In horns, unlike some other brass instruments such as the trumpet, the bore gradually increases in width through most of its length—that is to say, it is conical rather than cylindrical.[1]

            Which seems to specifically exclude trumpets from horns.

            • Executive Chimp
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              2•6 months ago

              Most of these horn sections feature some combination of saxophones, trumpets and trombones.

              Also the popular music section includes two photos with people playing trumpet and lists a bunch of horn sections, most of which contain trumpets.

        • @[email protected]
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          14•6 months ago

          Enh, in my experience “horn” refers to a French horn, but “horns” refers to all brass (separate from woodwinds, percussion, etc).

          But yeah, if somebody referred to a horn, I’d assume they meant French horn.

        • Captain Aggravated
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          40•6 months ago

          Another trumpeter here. If it was a wind instrument that didn’t have a reed it was called a horn.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•6 months ago

            The piccolo flute is a horn?

          • DankOfAmerica
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            4•6 months ago

            Isn’t brass more commonly used?

            • Captain Aggravated
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              2•6 months ago

              “Brass” “woodwind” and “Percussion” were the clinical anatomy textbook words and “horn” “wind” and “drum” were the casual everyday words.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•6 months ago

          Well, yeah…you play the horn, you aren’t a horn yourself. Horns don’t even have thumbs.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•6 months ago

          In my experience its very common, just to give a counterpoint. “Bring in the horns” to denote a trumpet heavy section, or just referring to the brass section as “the horn section”. 8dk might just be reguonal i guess but its colloquial.

        • @[email protected]
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          6•6 months ago

          Can agree. Where I live horn only refers to Alto Horns. Trumpets are something different.

        • @[email protected]
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          8•6 months ago

          Absolutely no offense intended… But you sound like an asshole

          • @[email protected]
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            7•6 months ago

            How do you think a guitarist would feel if you called their instrument an ukulele?

            • swab148
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              2•6 months ago

              Davie504 calls all instruments basses

              • @[email protected]
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                2•6 months ago

                A ukulele is just a soprano bass

            • @[email protected]
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              1•6 months ago

              Is it a tiny guitar?

            • @[email protected]
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              2•6 months ago

              Differently, because that’s a poor analogy. Trumpets are horns, guitars are stringed instruments. Now, if they called their trumpet a kazoo, it’d be time to throw down.

  • @[email protected]
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    43•6 months ago

    My dumbass would’ve interpreted that as ‘I’m a trump supporter’ and definitely not gotten any action

    • Ephera
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      16•6 months ago

      I would’ve interpreted it as “tooting”, i.e. farting. No idea, how much action that warrants.

  • Margot Robbie
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    14•6 months ago

    Well, good on him or her for being a music enthusiast, but what does this have to do with flirting?

    • @[email protected]
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      11•6 months ago

      • Margot Robbie
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        16•6 months ago

        Hi Horny, nice to meet you!

        • @[email protected]
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          5•6 months ago

          Hi horny, i’m dad.

      • @[email protected]
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        11•6 months ago

        Believe it or not, jail, right away.

  • Prehensile_cloaca
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    5•6 months ago

    Miles Davis struggled with texts

  • I Cast Fist
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    10•6 months ago

    Dude just wanted to show his horn blowing skills

  • @[email protected]
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    14•6 months ago

    A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erika by my side…

    • massive_bereavement
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      5•6 months ago

      Sounds like something a serial killer will sing.

  • @[email protected]
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    15•6 months ago

    Someone’s tooting their own horn.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•6 months ago

    Uhhh… Loud?

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