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[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 5 months ago

An excellent use of company time

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An excellent use of company time

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[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 5 months ago
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  • CodexArcanum
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    5 months ago

    It’s only “wage theft”

    when they take time from you.

    But slack off for what’s left:

    shocked pikachu

  • @[email protected]
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    5 months ago

    Boss makes a thousand

    I make a buck

    That’s why I use the company laser engraver

    And don’t give a fuck

    • @[email protected]
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      Boss makes a thousand

      I make a penny

      So I say, “fuck work”

      I’ll spend time on Lemmy

    • [email protected]OP
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      15•5 months ago

      This is amazing

  • Clay_pidgin
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    13•5 months ago

    Do laser engravers have a consumable component? It’s not like there’s a tank of liquid photons.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•5 months ago

      Kinda, the lens can burn out and the bearings can wear out, but I wouldn’t be concerned that’s just regular maintenance.

    • @[email protected]
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      Electricity is pretty consumable

    • @[email protected]
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      14•5 months ago

      Assuming its a CO2 tube laser. It does have a certain runtime until the tube burns out. And its like $300 for a new tube depending on the model and wattage

      • @[email protected]
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        Hey boss, here’s $300 and I’ll use it whenever and as much as I want.

    • Twotone
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      Do laser engravers take much time to do a run? I suppose time is consumable if there’s a queue of stuff needing to be done.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•5 months ago

      The laser part is consumable, albeit very slowly. Moving parts age with wear and tear.

  • @[email protected]
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    17•5 months ago

    Today, management learns about the Streissand Effect.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•5 months ago

    I love it. Great post

    • [email protected]OP
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      5•5 months ago

      Damn, that means I failed, considering this is Lemmy shitpost 🥲

      • @[email protected]
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        4•5 months ago

        I meant an excellent shitpost

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