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@Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 5 months ago

Feel the Joy

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Feel the Joy

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@Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 5 months ago
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  • @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    58•5 months ago

    I’ll ask my wife… Hold on a minute.

    Yeah, she said no because we have some and home already.

  • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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    56•5 months ago

    Thumbs pointed the wrong way…

    • @Dr_Box@lemmy.world
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      125•5 months ago

      Nah bro you’re supposed to be standing behind her

      • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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        30•5 months ago

        Then the instructions should be on the back side right?

        • FackCurs
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          50•5 months ago

          I’m sure more instructions await you on the back side 👀

          • casey
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            6•5 months ago

            This is starting to sound like a “Middle Out” brainstorming session.

        • metaStatic
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          9•5 months ago

          how do you know they’re not?

    • Baŝto
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      5 months ago

      🤲

      • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        The thumbs are right if she grabs her own boobs, but the instructions highly suggest for me to grab her boobs, which would have my hand prints mirrored (unless I grab from behind).

  • shoulderoforion
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    175•5 months ago

    10 points for Gryffindor

    • MacN'Cheezus
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      88•5 months ago

      Stupid sexy Hermione… 😭

  • @Evotech@lemmy.world
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    46•5 months ago

    Office harassment suit bait

    • Baŝto
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      2•5 months ago

      At least the original post ended with:

      Please don’t bother her or flirt with her while she works

    • @pyre@lemmy.world
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      “you see what she was wearing?”

      “woah victim blaming”

      “but… but…”

      (note this is just a joke. obviously this is still not an excuse, as it can and should still be interpreted as a joke rather than an invitation to any mouthbreather to fondle her)

      • @MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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        2•5 months ago

        Its purple

        • @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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          2•5 months ago

          Oh… oka-- No! No! No!

      • @MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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        1•5 months ago

        On a more serious note, theres a site that showed all the clothes that rape victims were wearing. It was all average clothes. Wish i could remember the link, but i will never forget the images.

        • @pyre@lemmy.world
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          1•5 months ago

          it’s sad that this even needs to be addressed but I guess it’s better to have it just to shut some idiots up. rape is about power, not attraction. certainly not provocation. not a single man would suddenly rape a person because he simply cannot resist. they do it because they’re the kind of person who would rape someone.

  • Klnsfw 🏳️‍🌈
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    14•5 months ago

    I hope she’s not harassed because of her resemblance to a famous actress

  • @varjen@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    That’s Nevaeh Petty of Celina 52 Truckstop employee of the month fame.

    • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•5 months ago

      This place can’t be real lmao.

      • @thebigslime@lemmy.world
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        2•5 months ago

        It isn’t.

    • @thebigslime@lemmy.world
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      https://celina52.com/pages/about

      https://celina52.com/blogs/news/nevaeh-petty-is-november-employee-of-the-month

      This is unhinged in the best way.

      • @varjen@lemmy.world
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        2•5 months ago

        Unfortunately their Facebook page is where the action is.

    • Baŝto
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      3•5 months ago

      Somebody removed their watermark with AI

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    32•5 months ago

    It’s like !shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world, but it’s a sweater…

  • Flying SquidM
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    11•5 months ago

    Weird form of ID, but I guess if that’s how she wants me to remember her name…

  • @big_fat_fluffy@leminal.space
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    15•5 months ago

    She’s so pretty.

  • @Maldreamer@lemmy.world
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    25•5 months ago

    Cute

  • Victor
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    3•5 months ago

    Well if that ain’t a phenotype.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    70•5 months ago

    I’m curious what the response would be if someone asked a woman wearing a sweater or shirt like this if they could feel the joy for themselves; but not curious enough to actually fuck around and find out in real life.

    • @lolrightythen@lemmy.world
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      1•5 months ago

      I find it tasteless and ignorant of the dangers others have faced. It’s one thing in the security of your home or with friends, but this doesn’t appear to be private.

    • @Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      62•5 months ago

      Every woman that would wear this knows exactly what the message is being sent to the male brain. And that’s fine. But please don’t act so innocent and unaware

      • Capt. Wolf
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        54•5 months ago

        Exactly, my wife’s got two. One has the door knockers from Labyrinth with the quote “It’s very rude to stare!” The other one has the ones from Young Frankenstein with the quote “What knockers!” She thinks they’re hilarious.

        • @Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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          14•5 months ago

          The Young Frankenstein nokkers scene was a classic. That beautiful actress, Terry Garr, died way too young but she did have lucious tits.

          • @bluewing@lemm.ee
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            2•5 months ago

            She made a great career out of playing “everyone’s mom” .

          • Capt. Wolf
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            4•5 months ago

            Super talented lady. Loved her in Close Encounters too.

        • @B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          1•5 months ago

          She’s right it’s timeless comedy

      • @gaael@lemmy.world
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        25•5 months ago

        No one cares what happens in the male brain. Whatever people are wearing, if you don’t have enough self-control to resist the urge to harass/assault someone, please seek medical help and don’t go around other human beings.
        Women should be able to joke about their bodies without consequences and without being told “don’t act innocent”.

    • @madcaesar@lemmy.world
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      It would go exactly like this:

      Man: Haha, that’s funny! Can I feel the joy?!

      Woman: Haha sorry you’re not festive enough lol

      Man: lol fair enough!

      party continues

      People that wear funny stuff are funny and like to laugh. It’s a joke conversation starter, not a porn movie plot.

      I don’t know if people on here simply don’t interact with with the opposite sex or what, but 99% of all interactions you’ll have will be positive if you are positive and fun.

      Most people aren’t psycho losers and most women aren’t frail damsels, they are fun and love to joke flirt just as much as men.

      • @Hackworth@lemmy.world
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        38•5 months ago

        Meanwhile, this thread:

    • Nyxicas
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      4•5 months ago

      removed by mod

      • Skua
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        124•5 months ago

        Fucking hell a woman should be able to make a lewd joke without inviting sexual assault

        • @Grimy@lemmy.world
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          I’m okay with that but it’s frustrating that it’s the complete opposite for men. We can’t even make the lewd jokes! My signature “jingle my bells” holiday pants completely ruined my middle school teaching career.

          • udon
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            18•5 months ago

            Pretty sure that sweater wouldn’t come across too well either if she were a middle school teacher

        • @4oreman@lemy.lol
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          2•5 months ago

          what if a guy has a shirt that says ‘punch me’?

          • @CTDummy@lemm.ee
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            11•5 months ago

            Would you then be surprised at your assault/battery charge if you punched someone in the face out of nowhere for wearing that shirt? “But the shirt your honour”.

            • @4oreman@lemy.lol
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              4•5 months ago

              a little.

        • Nyxicas
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          4•5 months ago

          removed by mod

          • @TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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            13•5 months ago

            Weird

          • Skua
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            43•5 months ago

            “Stop living in denial” stop being the problem

      • @ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        68•5 months ago

        Because a t shirt is not an invitation to grope women, bruh

      • caseyweederman
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        40•5 months ago

        Yeah.
        From your statement I know precisely exactly how you approach women.

        • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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          27•5 months ago

          With chloroform?

          • @isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
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            7•5 months ago

            chloroform stunning people is a Hollywood thing, you need about 5 minutes of constantly breathing in a chloroform/air mix before going down

            sorry for the 🤓 moment

            • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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              You can take them down faster if you simply hit them with the bottle.

              • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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                3•5 months ago

                Finally someone who knows how to properly use chloroform.

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    deleted by creator

  • @Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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    11•5 months ago

    Actually I would love to squeeze the Joy

  • @Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world
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    37•5 months ago

    She is subjectively attractive! Bonus points for looking like that Harry Pottery girl.

    • @DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6•5 months ago

      Upvotes to the lef— wait wrong site

      … Or is it?

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