• @[email protected]
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        14 months ago

        Which then proceeds to self-drive itself directly into the surface of the sun - inexplicably, but to the approval of all.

        • Lord Wiggle
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          The inventor of the Segway died because his Segway drove off a cliff. I wish Elon a happy selfdriving holiday along the edge of the entire Grand Canyon. Come on Tesla! You can do it! Don’t forget to bring enough ketamine Elon!

  • sunzu2
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    where are the date stamps… or fake musk memes are just now accepted as is?

    With that being said… nobody would cry if Saint Luigi visited this parasite.

    • @[email protected]
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      124 months ago

      I heard something recently about them removing timestamps from Twitter. It sounds moronic, so makes sense that they did it.

  • @[email protected]
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    74 months ago

    Please God let him die under mysterious circumstances. I’ll take the fucking W when I see it.

  • @[email protected]
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    294 months ago

    This guy is one of the most disliked/hated people on the planet. He earns more and more of that every single moment he spends spewing ever-more-awful shit into the world.

    • DUMBASS
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      134 months ago

      He’s more hated than Bezos, which is saying something.

      • @[email protected]
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        154 months ago

        Most billionaires have the good sense of letting the people they hire to do the talking, do the talking. Elon doesn’t, instead he publicly makes an ass of himself. He probably already overplayed his hand with the when he interfered with the budget and almost caused a government shutdown. If Trump thinks Elon is seen as being really the one in charge, Trump will sooner or later lash out at Elon, and now the seed has been planted.

    • @[email protected]
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      64 months ago

      There’s the possibility that instead of dropping-out some people may be infiltrating and taking over…

        • @[email protected]
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          14 months ago

          No. But by not buying certain items - or through massive shoplifting and vandalism - I can affect their bottom line and, subsequently, their business direction… if there’s like minded people who roll my way.

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            34 months ago

            So you’re going to shoplift and vandalize…twitter? Also you’re planning to boycott their only product by patronizing the product?

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              Nelson Mandela learnt to speak Afrikaans… how’d that work out in the end? Did that convicted terrorist have no contact with his apartheid opposition or did he, (how can I phrase this?), perhaps, in some way, infiltrate and take over; eventually?

              Remind me, also, but where are the terrorist leaders of the IRA now? Oh, that’s right, being elected by their constituents.

            • @[email protected]
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              Ah, that’s cute. I may have misunderstood your tone and statement - and apologise if I have - but I think that’s the first time I’ve been condescended to in about thirty years. Big up yourself, adult person who knows how the world works… 😉

      • BigFig
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        184 months ago

        But they’re not, because that’s not how any of this works

  • @[email protected]
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    elon should just neural-link his brain to x<fuck that guy>com and leave the rest of us in peace.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Ozempic nearly killed my spouse. He’s in a class action lawsuit against the makers of it now.

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          He was taking it for his diabetes as prescribed by his doctor. Diabetics are prone to getting diabetic gastroparesis, which is caused by nerve damage to the muscles of the stomach which in turn causes delayed gastric emptying into the intestine. It turns out Ozempic causes gastroparesis and other GI symptoms. So it gave him the nerve damage, and when we were on vacation he got a near constant case of diarrhea, and got COVID on the way home to boot; thankfully we are extremely vaccinated so it was mild. But the diarrhea persisted and persisted, and he began to be unable to eat because of it, so he couldn’t take his Ozempic. This ended up with him in diabetic ketoacidosis, a trip in the yee-woo wagon to the ER, and a 12 day admission. He was almost completely comatose when I came home that day and couldn’t keep his eyes open or catch his breath.

          Apparently lots of cases of what is called euglycemic diabetic ketoacidosis turn up in the ER. And my friend who is a GP told me after I told her what was going on that she had had two patients with the same thing.

          https://www.med.ubc.ca/news/weight-loss-drugs-linked-to-stomach-paralysis-other-serious-gastrointestinal-conditions/

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              Oh I want people to know this happened so I’m glad you asked, it’s not widely known about yet. The SGLT2 inhibitors are super popular for weight loss so this was unfortunately a bad outcome for a diabetic.

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    It won’t be “mysterious” at all. Perhaps the"autopilot" in one of his Teslas will mistake a set of railroad tracks for a road and drive him headfirst into an oncoming train.

    And that would be a shame.

    • @[email protected]
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      54 months ago

      You mean violence in the USA? Where every movie shows heads being blown up in graphic detail, but we get all upset because there was an implication that someone might be enjoying sex? /s

  • Lord Wiggle
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    The “nice knowing ya” part isn’t mutual. Who ever shoots or stabs you doesn’t have to be mysterious. The only way you will die under mysterious circumstances is when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed and you promise to snitch on your buddies, like Trump, and we all post “Elon didn’t kill himself”. But since the system is corrupt you probably will never go to prison for any of your crimes. So most likely you will bleed out in the street and there won’t be anything mysterious about it, only joy. Because remember, Elon, there’s no slaughter without laughter.

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      when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed

      Esptein didn’t go to jail for the sex crimes with minors. He went to jail because he got his Compromat stash raided and the folks he’d been blackmailing/extorting had had enough of his bullshit.

      So most likely you will bleed out in the street

      Elon will die an extremely old racist coot, surrounded by sycophants and die-hard cheerleaders, just like his predecessors Henry Ford and Sheldon Adelson. Maybe he’ll die for a stupid reason, like Steve Jobs trying to cure cancer with fruit juice. But that’s the best you can hope for.

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        Thank you for clarifying Epstein’s arrest.

        For your second point: Please don’t shatter my dreams. I’m afraid you’re right, but come on, let’s think positively. Anything can happen 🤷

  • @[email protected]
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    174 months ago

    i would be in favour of foregoing formalities and settling for a ‘backshot’ in front of a new york hotel

    • Lemminary
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      I say we make it more interesting this time around with a hammer. Idk, I’m just spitballing here for my own amusement.